Spokeswoman: Giuliani to decide ‘very soon’

[brooklynite]

Source: Boston Globe

Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani will decide whether to run for president “very soon,” his New Hampshire spokeswoman said today.

Giuliani will visit New Hampshire this Thursday and Friday, yet spokeswoman Alicia Preston said he is not expected to announce his plans on this trip.

“But shortly afterward, we’ll hear what his final decision is,” she said.

Giuliani will meet with a variety of interest groups in first presidential primary state.

Read more: http://www.boston.com/Boston/politicalintelligence/2011/07/spokeswoman-giuliani-decide-very-soon/T92tK1OXZqeZr43YKkgveN/index.html

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Rudy has a New Hampshire spokeswoman? Gee I wonder what his decision will be?

[TheDebbieDee]

1. Maybe he'll get twice as many delegates this time around!

ETA: 9-11 in keeping with the meme of this thread!

[polichick]

2. Heard he wasn't taking calls from a gay couple he once said he'd marry if NY's law changed...

Guess he's thinking it would be bad for his campaign.

Wonder if his slogan will still be "9-11!"

[FSogol]

3. Giuliani, "While I am too lazy to run for President, I like hearing my name, and would accept the

GOP nomination if asked as long as it doesn't require more than me flapping my lips. Also, 911."

[Permanut]

4. Probably hold a press conference at 9:11

[Fuddnik]

10. On 9/11/2011

[tanyev]

5. Don't bother, Rudy. That decision's already been made for you.

[Trajan]

6. Giuliani ? .... Who the fuck is he ?

That dude is SO last decade ....

Barely a pimple on the great cadaver of useless history ....

[dixiegrrrrl]

7. Those "Leadership" lecture tours not panning out, Rudy?

[marions ghost]

8. Can't wait

Hang it up Rudy.

[SoapBox]

9. Say what Rudy? Oh...911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911.....

911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911, 911.

Any thing else?

...guess that's all ya got.

NEXT!

[Rambis]

11. "There's only three things he mentions in a sentence: a noun, and a verb and 9/11," Biden said.

:toast:

[alp227]

12. there's a Family Guy that mocked that mindset

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YOh-rpvjYg

[Kingofalldems]

13. I once saw a beautiful picture of Giuliani all dressed up

It would be great to see it again.

[Strelnikov_]

14. Ex-Lax? Suppository? Or just Metamucil? n/t

[japple]

15. Well, we're all waiting with bait on our breath...

[awoke_in_2003]

16. noun verb 911. nt

[Iggo]

18. And that noun is usually I. (n/t)

[awoke_in_2003]

21. true. nt

[Heywood J]

17. I can't wait to hear 9udy Giu11ani's announcement. (NT)

[yellowcanine]

19. Julie who?

[JI7]

20. shouldn't he be in prison with Bernie ?

[Devil_Fish]

22. Giuliani to decide 'very soon' on pumps vs. stilettos. NT

[marasinghe]

23. Goppers calling in the second string of comic relief from the bullshit pen.

Tweedletrump jumps the snark; so send in the next clown - Tweedletrudy.
"they're not just clients, but also presidential candidates - from the Hair club for idiots."

another deep-water mark, in the ongoing descent of homo sapiens, into the cosmic sinkhole.

[tabasco]

24. On what?

What dress to wear?

[MADem]

25. Well, that'll put the teapartiers on their ear--wonder if he'll find a weak excuse to

do some of that crossdressing he enjoys so much? They'll probably go after him for that as much as they'll go after him for his three wives and his Noo Yawk ways....!

I don't think he can win. He has a pointed, lumpy head, and Americans don't like pointed, lumpy heads. He could even make the bald thing work if his head wasn't so misshapen, but as it is, he looks like Mister Burns on The Simpsons.