DaveSZ
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Fri Apr-30-04 02:08 AM
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Bush To Iraqi Militants: 'Please Stop Bringing It On' |
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http://www.theonion.com/
Bush To Iraqi Militants: 'Please Stop Bringing It On'
WASHINGTON, DC—In an internationally televised statement Monday, President Bush modified a July 2003 challenge to Iraqi militants attacking U.S. forces. "Terrorists, Saddam loyalists, and anti-American insurgents: Please stop bringing it on now," Bush said at a Monday press conference. "Nine months and 500 U.S. casualties ago, I may have invited y'all to bring it on, but as of today, I formally rescind that statement. I would officially like for you to step back." The president added that the "it" Iraqis should stop bringing includes gunfire, bombings, grenade attacks, and suicide missions of all types.
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Fri Apr-30-04 02:10 AM
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1. It's already been "brought it" |
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Fri Apr-30-04 02:18 AM
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2. this is a joke or for real? |
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Fri Apr-30-04 02:21 AM
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sometimes The Onion is more real than the so-called real news networks.
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Fri Apr-30-04 02:19 AM
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3. Should the Onion really be in LBN? nt |
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Fri Apr-30-04 02:21 AM
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Fri Apr-30-04 02:36 AM
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7. If we ban the Onion from LBN we'd have to ban Fox and CNN too. n/t |
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Fri Apr-30-04 02:38 AM
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8. People post shit from Drudge here! |
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But you can move it to general if you want.
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Fri Apr-30-04 03:09 AM
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Fri Apr-30-04 05:25 AM
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Thanks for the laugh, but The Onion is not a recognized Late Breaking News source.
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