GOP Senate Candidate Warns of Lesbianism

[Rose Siding]

OKLAHOMA CITY - The Republican Senate candidate in Oklahoma warns of "rampant" lesbianism in some schools in the state in a tape released Monday by his Democratic opponent.

The remark by Republican Tom Coburn drew a skeptical response from state educators.

"I don't believe that," said Keith Ballard, executive director of the Oklahoma State School Boards Association. He said the group's attorneys "haven't said anything to me about that."

In the tape released by the campaign of Brad Carson, the Democratic candidate, Coburn says a campaign worker from Coalgate told him that "lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that's happened to us?"

Joe McCulley, school superintendent in Coalgate, chuckled when asked about Coburn's remark.

"He knows something I don't know. We have not identified anything like that. We have not had to deal with any issues on that subject — ever," McCulley said.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=683&ncid=696&e=2&u=/ap/20041012/ap_on_el_se/senate_oklahoma

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. Coburn is...

Flat-out barking mad. He just makes it up as he goes, knowing that the Okie fundies will buy what he's selling, no questions asked.

[Atman]

11. And what is his solution?

Forced heterosexual de-programming with certain republican senate candidates? Geez...whatta freakin' maroon!

[Lefty48197]

2. the lesbians are coming! the lesbians are coming!

sweet

[Democat]

3. The Republican has been watching too much gay porn

He's gone crazy, thinking his fantasies are real.

[Rose Siding]

6. Isn't he even a little confused in his fantasy?

Lesbians don't do quickies in the john! (do they?)

[jdj]

21. I guarantee you if this were true these pervs would have

hidden cameras in every toilet seat.

Oop, truth is, they probably already do.

[struggle4progress]

4. Still pissed at the girls cuz he couldn't get laid in middle school? eom

[Fridays Child]

5. In his (wet) dreams.

[Rowdyboy]

7. Get your toasters ready boys!

The Lesbeanese are coming!!!!!

[clydefrand]

8. Now why on earth would the Okies have rampant "lesbianism"

more than any other state? Something in the water maybe to change people genetically? Something in the polluted air? Too close to Crawford, Texas? What?

How can someone so ridiculous be allowed to run for office? Some of these people are too damn stupid to represent themselves much less an entire state or a district.

This reminds me of the interview that I saw yesterday of Coors (R) from Colorada who is opposing Salazar (D). Coors doesn't want gays to have rights to be married, but he certainly has no qualms about being a sponsor in Canada at a gay function. Double standard?

[DURHAM D]

18. Gays and lesbians started boycotting Coors products back in the

70's because of their firing/hiring policies. It apparently hurt their sales because they now sponsor all sorts of gay events.

Isn't the poor company image the reason they hired an out lesbian, Mary Cheney, several years. Still doesn't work for me - I still won't drink their product and I suggest to restaurant and bars owners that they take it off the menu.

[Book Lover]

9. If only this guy gave

as much of a shit as he pretends to. How about protecting girls against bullying? How about protecting girls against date rape?

[Charlie Brown]

10. How do any of these guys get elected?

Do the majority of voters in these areas really have no problem rallying behind the hateful people who say stuff like this? Or do they all just blindly vote for the person with the "R" by his/her name?

[w4rma]

12. Are Republicans perverts? They are obsessed with sex. (nt)

[Wapsie B]

13. Damnit, he found us out!

Our stealth movement to convert mass numbers of schoolkids to homosexuality has been thwarted again. /sarcasm

[BayCityProgressive]

16. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

It is approaching halloween time so now in a desperate attempt the repgis have to pull out all their boogey monsters to scare the base. gays, feminists, and liberals oh my!

[JoFerret]

14. Flash Gordon did the sane thing

"""""DYKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!""""""""""""""""""

[JohnnyCougar]

15. Now do people see why Carson is running so conservative?!

If someone like this can get 40% of the vote, anyone even running as a moderate Democrat has no chance at all. Let's all hope Carson wins this thing...It would be an atrocity if Coburn somehow makes it to Washington.

The same goes for DeMint, too. That bastard cannot win!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. OH MY FUCKING GOD! DID THAT ASSHOLE REALLY SAY THAT???!!!

There are no words for these fucking morons!

[David Zephyr]

23. Oh, Those Oklahomosexuals! Nothing Like Them.

Wow! Oral Roberts eat your heart out and while, you're at it, eat your brother, Anal Roberts, too.

[Gold Metal Flake]

19. Rate it, ya bastids!

This one is pure poetry!

[David Zephyr]

20. VP Cheney: While I Disagree, I Do Support This Statement by Tom Coburn

VP Cheney: "Yes, in my heart I think that lesbianism is an OK thing and my wife has written some pretty saucy novels about the subject, still just as I support the President in his desire to outlaw my queer daughter's chance to marry her mate, I stand by Tom Coburn in his villification of lesbians."

[peekaloo]

46. no self respecting lesbian cares for Dick!

}(

[VegasWolf]

22. I remember a song when I was a kid, something like two women

for every boy, simultaneously. This asshole is acting like there is a problem here.

[VegasWolf]

24. Run for the hills!!! of california!

[Ilsa]

25. Next they'll have mandatory backpack searches for dildos. eom

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

26. How much do you want to bet?

The guy has girl on girl porn stashed away somewhere

[VegasWolf]

27. They're right, think about two women kissing each other, feeling each

other up, snuggling together, legs intertwined, breasts heaving,
eyes moist, other things moist, panting, kissing, panting, its
just purely disgusting i tell you!! I have to quit typing for awhile!!

[Crunchy Frog]

41. Just type with one hand for awhile.

:evilgrin:

[Pax Argent]

47. Any thoughts I may have had along those lines

died with the Shrub crotch-shots in your sig line. That was just rude under the circumstances.

[Dhampir]

28. Among all the issues plaguing this country

this idiot worries about lesbians?

What a maroon!

[dolstein]

29. Breaking News: Howard Stern relocating to Oklahoma

Just imagine -- thousands of nubile teenage lesbians running rampant through the schools of Oklahoma . . .

[VegasWolf]

30. Nubile lesbians wreaking havoc in OK high schools!!

[jpak]

61. Cue Tatu video...

:evilgrin:

[VegasWolf]

31. "Attack of the giant pink clams!"

[LynneSin]

32. My god we're so winning Oklahoma

Keep it up dumbass

[Thurston Howell IV]

33. One of the seminars at the Republican National Convention

was entitled "The Homos are After Your Children."

Looks like the kids beat them to it.

[Jade Fox]

34. Quit reading Lynne Cheney's novel, Coburn....

and go wash your hands!

[ruggerson]

35. Does this mean....

That each public school in Oklahoma has its own little pool table?

[VegasWolf]

36. Exactly what should we do with the warning, shoot them?

[bogey18]

37. When does this crap become

just plain fall off the table stupid? When does it become so idiotic that you just disqualify yourself from running for public office?

[VegasWolf]

38. Why is he so excited about the girls? What about the boys?

[Crunchy Frog]

40. No way! Whaddya think he is, some kind of pervert?

[Crunchy Frog]

39. Sounds like the guy has a very vivid fantasy life.

It's too bad that he has a difficult time separating it from reality. I think he needs to forget politics and just settle into a life of porn watching.

[Paragon]

42. dupe

;-)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1803985&mesg_id=1803985

(Audio of his comments at that link.)

[Lilith Velkor]

43. Expect more lesbianism

...if girls can't get birth control scrips filled.

[henslee]

44. hope its a detailed warning, spoken slowly by a cooing female voice with

descriptive adjectives.

[antonialee839]

45. Lesbians Warn of Stupidism

and his name is Tom Coburn.

[JCMach1]

48. Coburn is INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

Scary guy....

[truthisfreedom]

49. man, what an imagination.

i wonder where he has cameras hidden.

[Dr Fate]

50. Pornographic fantasies from another "family falues" Republican!

Rampant teen-aged lesbians?

GEEZE!!- is there nowhere these Republicans wont go?

[FlemingsGhost]

51. They ain't getting pregnant and having abortions, Tom.

So what's your beef?

I'm thinking you're pissed because, unlike you, they can actually give a woman an orgasm.

[Tight_rope]

52. Homosexuality is not growing...it's always been here..The door just opened

[darkism]

53. Wait...

...this is a joke, right?

"Rampant lesbianism?"

Give me an effing break.

[Obamarama]

54. There's only two things in Oklahoma: Queers & Steers

n/t

[Judi Lynn]

55. Since we all don't get it yet, Dr. Tom Coburn will explain it to us!

From Salon:

Medicine man



The future of GOP control of the Senate depends on Oklahoma Republican candidate Tom Coburn, a former doctor who has covered up a scandal from his past until now.

- - - - - - - - - - - -
By Robert Schlesinger



Sept. 13, 2004

....For Coburn, the imminent danger facing America is apparently not terrorism but the "gay agenda." His thumping about this menace within likely contributed to Bush's endorsement of a constitutional amendment to outlaw gay marriage. At a Republican meeting this spring, Coburn warned: "The gay community has infiltrated the very centers of power in every area across this country, and they wield extreme power ... That agenda is the greatest threat to our freedom that we face today. Why do you think we see the rationalization for abortion and multiple sexual partners? That's a gay agenda."

But an incident involving Medicaid from Coburn's past as a physician may cloud his current ambition to fill the seat being vacated by Sen. Don Nickles. He is squaring off against Democratic Rep. Brad Carson, who succeeded Coburn in the House in 2000.

According to records obtained by Salon, Coburn filed an apparently fraudulent Medicaid claim in 1990, which he admitted in his own testimony in a civil malpractice suit brought against him 14 years ago by a former female patient. The suit alleged that Coburn had sterilized her without her consent. It eventually was dismissed after the plaintiff failed to appear for the trial. In his sworn testimony, Coburn admitted he sterilized the then 20-year-old woman without securing her written consent as required by law. He blamed the omission on a clerical error, but maintained that he had her oral consent for the procedure. (Salon has been unable to contact the woman and is withholding her name out of respect for her privacy.) Coburn also revealed under oath that he had charged the procedure to Medicaid -- despite knowing that Medicaid, also known as Title 19, does not cover the cost of sterilization for anyone under age 21.

This previously unpublicized episode from his medical practice cuts to the heart of Coburn's political identity. He has built his congressional career on extreme gestures against government programs, exceeded in virulence only by his pronouncements on social issues, including advocating the death penalty for doctors who perform abortions under any circumstances other than those threatening the life of the mother. (And yet, as a doctor, he has performed abortions.)
(snip/...)

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2004/09/13/coburn/
(Free read if you get a day's pass by reading Salon ad.)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

'This whole thing smells,' Coburn said. 'It's a coordinated effort to undermine my character. You are going to see this race change in the next 10 days. I am going to fight for my reputation.'

Coburn and Carson, a two-term House member, are locked in a bitter battle for the seat being vacated by Republican Sen. Don Nickles. Polls show the race virtually tied, with Carson gaining on Coburn after a month of aggressive Democratic campaigning and advertising -- coupled with a series of odd and controversial comments by Coburn.

Coburn has advocated the death penalty for abortionists, and said the state was not attracting business because of some undefined 'crapheads' blocking it in Oklahoma City.
(snip/...)

http://george.loper.org/~george/archives/2004/Sep/897.html

[VegasWolf]

56. Wonder if 3somes are OK though? What to focus on the

bad economy, the war in Iraq, the education of children,
pills for the elderly, ... . I know, rampant lesbianism!!!

[qwlauren35]

57. How silly...

You'd think schools would have figured out years ago that if you want a girl to get out of the bathroom quickly, you don't let her go in with another girl. It's not because we get intimate physically. We just get intimate VERBALLY, and we lose track of time!

And gawd forbid if we think we're going to see a cute guy in the next class period. We'll go in and get opinions on our pimples, reapply lip gloss, check our fingernails...

Doesn't take a rocket scientist. Girls can take forever in a bathroom, and it has NOTHING to do with lesbianism.

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

58. Next time I get an email

RE: lesbian schoolgirls, I will forward it directly to Mr. Coburn as he seems to be so concerned.

[realcountrymusic]

59. You know, that's a great idea

Forward all porn spam to GOPerverts

RCM

[kayell]

60. Wow, those OK school girls must be cleaning up on the free I-pod deal.

Free I-Pod for Every Successful Conversion to Lesbianism!
(so much more effective with the young-uns than that boring toaster deal)

[RobertSeattle]

62. Headline of the Day: "Lesbians taking over SE Okla."

Bizarro world.

[0007]

63. Can they get 'ya for practicing "lesbianism" if your a male?

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

64. Where? Where?

Can I watch? :)These people are just too much.......

[atommom]

65. Lesbians and liberals and "crapheads," oh my!

The man is a certifiable lunatic. How in the hell does he get any votes at all ...? :wtf: