Where Is Osama bin Laden?

[Nottingham]

Where Is Osama bin Laden?
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Big News Network.com Tuesday 2nd September, 2003

Two years after the terrorist attacks on the United States, Osama bin-Laden, the world's most-wanted terrorist, remains in Afghanistan, Newsweek said Sunday.

We don't know where he is, U.S. Army Col. Rodney Davis told Newsweek.

But, Khan Kaka, one of the most respected figures in the Pech River Valley in Afghanistan, told Newsweek his son-in-law, an Algerian named Abu Hamza al Jazeeri, has been a special bodyguard to bin Laden.

Every two months or so, al Jazeeri comes down from the mountains to visit his wife and three sons, who live with Kaka, Newsweek said.

more...

http://feeds.bignewsnetwork.com/?sid=9ff7d1d7993f14d1


Isn't amazing how we can't find him! :bounce:

[newsguyatl]

1. he's bin forgotten

[Cush]

2. he doesn't exist

<-- waves his hand ala Obi Wan


Hm, guess that didn't work

[DieboldMustDie]

3. I think he's in California running for governor.

;)

[Fovea]

4. Either

Kashmir or Langley.

[KharmaTrain]

5. This Isn't The Right Fall Season...

Osama's being kept in the cooler for the big whiz-bang Electoral spectacular being planned by Karl Rove for next year...

Among the highlights:

1.) WhistleDick being bathed in lazer lights as he hovers above the WTC site on 9/11/04...to the music of someone black who voted Repugnican (probably Chaka Khan again) singing "Proud To Be An 'Muricun..."

2.) The timely and stately death of Saint Raygun I...the grief of a nation will be overflowing. We'll see endless hours of this great Communicator selling 30 Mule Teams, building Star Wars and then forgetting everything. There'll be the massive state funeral led by the WhistleDick who will be compared to Saint Raygun and topped by the Saint's own voice eminating during the service at the National Cathedral to "Take The Force, Luke"...

3.) Both Osama and Saddam are caught and then tortured and executed on the O'Reilly Factor. Geraldo will describe the executions in bodily detil...Brit Hume will relate how WhistleDick HIMSELF had guided the Special Forces on the final assault at the Speedway Service Station in Columbus, Ohio. Hannity will say how Hillary had helped both while on the lam and ratings will soar so high CNN will switch to re-runs of that fascist drill Sargent on the History Channel.

Right now we're supposed to be distracted with California and taking God out of Alabama...or fretting about which Democrat we will send up against the mighty BushCo. juggernaut.

Sad thing is we know a variation of this or some other surprise is sure to occur a year from now. Wanna bet we'll be on an Orange or even Red skittle alert within 30 days of the election????

[smallprint]

8. OMG that's funny

>>the final assault at the Speedway Service Station in Columbus, Ohio

that's something i'd like to see!!

:evilgrin:

[InkAddict]

11. Inside Story on Page 20: Dublin Freepers Suffer

ROAD RAGE :mad: in largest gridlocked backup on Sawmill in history! Detour routes under heavy construction; SUVs endlessly circle around town on I-270 - Don Scott shut down. Officials admit no coordination of administrative/LE planning.

[UpInArms]

6. Osama who??

hmmmm - seems like I remember that name from somewhere ....

oh yeah - that was the one that * said he was going to get "dead or alive" a couple of years ago ...

but didn't he morph into Saddam Hussein?

oh yeah - we didn't "get" him either :shrug:

[PartyPooper]

7. Well, Junior made a deal with Pakistan to let him go free.

That's what was reported a week or so ago here at DU. It seems that if the U.S. were to capture Osama Bin Laden...it would cause all kinds of havoc and upheaval in the Muslim world...especially in Pakistan. So, Junior (the coward and liar that he is) decided to back off.

As I recall from what I read, there were U.S. troops who saw him flown away in an American helicopter (Marine 3?). I guess Junior has got bigger fish to fry.

:eyes:

[Nottingham]

10. Wait a Minute Party Pooper! HA HA! They say he is in Afghanistan

are you sure the DU is right! If they are how about that 30 million dollar reward!! I think DU could use that money!

I heard he was in Saudia Arabia with the Sheiks toasting with champagne that the American Troops just left like he wanted!

:bounce: How can you know he is in Afghanistan and NOT KNOW WHERE HE IS?????

[Feanorcurufinwe]

9. I thought he was at a secure, undisclosed location

with his other co-conspirators.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

12. See: October Surprise

[bobthedrummer]

13. He could have been in Kashmir, he could be dead too.

http://globalresearch.ca/articles/HER206A.html

[aquart]

14. He's been holding a little Appalachia conference.

(Anybody get that reference?)

Really good intelligence agencies might have, I don't know, followed the terrorist attendees?

Or don't they know who they are, either?

[2cents]

15. Wherever he is...

....he's laughing his ass off to sleep every night.

[this_side_up]

16. How about hiding in plain sight?

at the Reagan ranch?

Clean-shaven, blue jeans, a cowboy hat

[dArKeR]

17. At: American Academy of Facial Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery

310 S. Henry Street • Alexandria, VA
It's also known as; The Bush Crime Family Center for Friendly Dictators

Osama lost his cell phone in the White House bunker and only can be reached at:
Phone [phone] • Fax [phone]

You can also leave an email at the center's website.
http://www.facial-plastic-surgery.org/index.asp