Keyes Blames Media, GOP for Loss in Ill.

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CHICAGO - Alan Keyes blamed the media and fellow Republicans on Thursday for his lopsided loss to Democrat Barack Obama in the U.S. Senate race in Illinois.

Keyes also said he did not congratulate Obama after the race was called, a tradition among politicians, because doing so would have been a "false gesture" because he believes Obama's views on issues like abortion are wicked.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041105/ap_on_el_se/senate_keyes

ha ha

[Fenris]

1. See, Alan, it's more about you being a fucking loon.

[Bullshot]

20. Another example of a Repuke accepting responsibility for his incompetence

[Endangered Specie]

2. Ahhh, at least we didnt get OUR asses kicked THAT bad!!

:) ;)

[grannylib]

11. We did not get our asses kicked at all...the Reich Wing just figured out

some alternate theft tactics for this year.
And the media blithely goes along with it, la di da, look how wonderful our democracy is, no riots, no violence, ho hum...
But what really happened is:
No facts, no investigating, no reporting anything other than what is deemed 'safe,' no integrity, no honesty, no ethics. That's our mainstream 'Murkin media whores for ya...fallin' down on the job as usual.

[TheDebbieDee]

3. Boo-Friggin'-Hoo, Alan..........

Cry me a friggen' river. :nopity:

[Kierkegaard]

4. Isn't there a way to have this idiot involuntarily locked up at the

cookie ranch? WOW! You'd think his being a repuke would be reason enough for most Americans to vote a straight Dem ticket...

[gavodotcom]

5. He probably couldn't afford the telephone call.

Down in Peoria, people are keeping their Bush signs up, but their Keyes signs are nowhere to be found.

He's a real piece of...work.

If I weren't such a moral person, I'd hope he gets Alzheimer's, or Parkinson's, or he trips over a statue of little baby Jesus in church and gets a spinal cord injury. I'd hope he has surgery and the surgeon fucks up.

[xray s]

6. Keyes should have run in Oklahoma

He'd be a senator today if he ran in Oklahoma.

[dave502d]

7. Pack your bags and get out of my state,n/t

[UCLA Dem]

8. The best laugh I've had since the dark day!!

Keyes is such an idiot.

[grannylib]

9. Keyes is a hypocritical blasphemer, just like the Village Idiot. When he

made his little rant after he got kicked, he was mixing up Bible passages with patriotic Reich-wing fervor, telling his pathetic followers that they had laid the foundations for building a house on rock rather than sand, and that rock was the moral American voter or some such bullshit...giving to the American people (the ones who agree with his sick and shallow theology) attributes that belong to Christ alone. Chimpy does the same thing ALL THE TIME, yet the Reich-wing 21st Century Pharisees blindly and adoringly follow him, because of 2 or 3 hotbutton issues that have been wrapped in the Flag and "Christianity" (almost one and the same to these morons): Abortion, Gay rights and Ten Commandments/Prayer in School/all that shit. Their theology is an inch deep and all of five inches wide, and I am not at ALL sure what Bible some of these people claim to be reading...
It makes me weep, truly...

[Dr Fate]

10. At least one LANDSLIDE for the good guys.

Fuck off, biggot.

[legally blonde]

12. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Did anyone bother telling Keyes that the REAL reason why he lost? Because he's fucking insane! :freak: What a sore looser.

[goclark]

13. Now you know that the Recons used us

and abused you.

You now know that you were no better than a slave to your master.

They made you look like a fool and kiss ass.

ROTFL, take you sorry ass back to a hole.

[Owl]

14. LOL!

The guy is clueless... lives in a dream-world of his own.

[delete_bush]

15. By the time * gets 4 more years under his belt,

keye's views will be mainstream.

[TOhioLiberal]

16. Your screen name...

...describes Keyes to a T....Stupid git! :)

[NEOBuckeye]

17. Keyes is a moran

[Skittles]

18. naw, it couldn't be because Keyes is a freaking wackjob

couldn't be that

[donco6]

19. Good point, Alan

"Keyes noted that 1.3 million people voted for him. "

Alan, Daffy Duck(R) would have gotten more votes than that.

[LiberalFighter]

21. Which state will be his next victim?

[Socialist Dem]

22. I guess

not being invited to speak at your party's fund raisers and having the party leaders publiclly denounce you daily tends to make you a bit thin skinned, huh Alan. Hope your outta here by now since the Illinois GOP told you that they've perminantly barred you from stepping within a 500 foot radius of GOP HQ, and won't hessitate to release the dogs on your ass. (OK, that last part I made up, but I bet they told him SOMETHING like that!)

[mreilly]

23. Keyes is the biggest piece of shit in politics

Actually, he's NOT in politics, courtesy of the kind folks of Illinois, but you get my point. I've marveled for years over the fact that somehow, somebody somewhere actually takes this brain-dead Bible-thumping GOP hypocrite (he castigated Hillary for going to NY to run for office, then what did he do? Went to IL to run for office!) seriously. Who the fuck is he to run for office or even waste people's time by telling them what he thinks?

Keyes' biggest mistake was actually thinking he might win an election in a blue state.

[PittPoliSci]

24. Keys Blames Media, GOP, Insane Fucking Politics for Loss in Ill.

that's how it should read.

[0rganism]

25. Could it be? We're always blaming the media and the GOP....

...Maybe Keyes is a closet DUer!

[Moderator]

26. dupe

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