Bush Denies Using Facts

[uppityperson]

RED NECK FALLS, TN (IWR News Parody) - At a Nathan Bedford Forrest Day celebration in Tennessee last night, President Bush denied that he ever used any facts to base his decision on going to war in Iraq in 2002. "I didn't fix no facts in that stinking Downing Street memo, because I never use facts to make important decisions about things like, cutting taxes, going to war or global warming, in first place!

Shucks, if I had to use facts all the time, I'd never get anything done. Besides my decisions are based on the Judaeo-Christian tradition, and that means I don't need any of your secular homosexual scientific facts to justify anything.

All us Judaeo-Christians have to do is make shit up that we think justifies are so-called moral values and actions. You can't impeach me for that now can you? It's evil people like Albert Einstein that are always causing problems for us fundamentalists......

http://www.internetweekly.org/2005/06/cartoon_bush_denies_using_facts.html

[MichiganVote]

1. Ruler of the World, fantasy, fiction and of course, ...one pet goat

[iconoclastic cat]

2. How don't the fundies think that this speech is lame?

I mean, how don't they pick up on his obvious, clumsy use of B-movie propaganda? Why don't they get it?

I guess I keep waiting for the day when all these people who just accept everything their peers tell them will stop, cock their heads and say, "Rrrrr?"

[uppityperson]

3. You do realize this is satire?

Or do you mean what Mr.bush ordinarily says?

[Puzzler]

4. Did somebody...

... use the words "Bush" and "facts" in the same sentence?


-P

[iconoclastic cat]

5. Oh, yeah, I caught the satire, and I was referring to the unfortunate

reality of his speeches.

[AtTheEndOfTheDay]

6. Satire? You sure?

[uppityperson]

7. Life imitates art (satire)

sigh

[nebula]

8. Boosh parodies himself

everytime he opens his mouth...