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unhappycamper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 06:21 AM
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Reuters: Needed: idiot's guide to sex
Needed: idiot's guide to sex
Thu Jul 7,10:11 AM ET

BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese are more ignorant about sex than any other subject, the official Xinhua news agency quoted a sex expert as saying Thursday.

"In the survey we conducted, not only youngsters but many grown-ups are sex idiots, which is really dangerous and woeful," Xinhua quoted Xu Tianming, president of the China Sexology Society, as telling a seminar.

"More Chinese are ignorant about sex than about other knowledge, even including those having received higher education and experts of other fields," he was quoted as saying.

u himself demonstrated a unique understanding of the subject, saying people could only enjoy a normal sex life until the age of 25. He added that meant teenagers should be allowed to socialize more freely with members of the opposite sex.

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/china_sex_dc
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Demeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 06:35 AM
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1. Well, DON'T Send China Any US Pamphlets!
That's all China needs: right wing bullshit on love, sex, and having babies.
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 07:08 AM
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4. No, I'd say that may be our best weapon against China
Wipe them out with sexual diseses and hate induced murders of people who act and think differently from them. And don't forget the back alley abortions. Ignorance and stupidity could be a lethal combination.
Lord knows Dub-ya's attempts to deal with them ain't working.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 06:47 AM
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2. well, if you need an idiot to talk about sex I guess I'm available
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 06:48 AM
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3. Everything Chinese people need to know about sex is right here!
1. Sex is the leading cause of babies.
2. Babies are the leading cause of overpopulation.
3. Proper contraception can prevent this from happening. In China we make some of the world's best birth control products. However, we make them for American drug companies, who export them all. We get the condoms you can put on from either end and birth control pills that will actually get you pregnant, as Comrade 655321's beautiful wife Comrade 655322 can attest. He was on a twelve-month patriotic assignment to Shenzhen to build a new tractor plant. His charming and faithful wife, who lived thirty miles from Shanghai, started taking Long March Birth Control Pills two months after he left so she could surprise him with a kind of sex that is frowned upon in the Little Red Book as nonconducive to the cause of world revolution. One month before Comrade 655321 came home from Shenzhen, Comrade 655322 gave birth to Comrades 655323 and 655324.
4. Because China has the world's worst overpopulation problem, your government will only allow you to have one baby.
5. Due to the unique Chinese combination of the world's most draconian government-mandated population controls and the world's worst contraceptives, once you've had your baby you're not allowed to have sex any more.
6. Therefore, you better enjoy it while you can.
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