Dear Honorable Mayor of Village X

[oneighty]

Mr. XXXXX; Sir.

Subject: The new village alarm system.

Up until a few days past the village alarm system sounded like maybe the mating call of a T-Rex (The Dinosaur) which was kinda cool. All the citizens would harken to the call then promptly ignore it. Dogs would make their various sounds of 'pain in the ears' and all the village babies might cry in unison.

But this new warbling alarm is vastly different. My first instinct upon hearing the new alarm was to rise slowly to my feet and join the crowd of citizens walking slowly to the air raid shelter with the lovely Eloi Weena by my side. We will all be chanting quietly; "Eat me! Eat me!

I do hope George will save us from the Morlocks.

Thank you for your time Mr. Mayor.

Oneighty (180) Citizen.

20 July 2005 CE.

PS: Thank you H.G.Wells