brown refuses to play the blame game, but it's all Louisiana's fault

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brown refuses to play the blame game, but it's all Louisiana's fault

http://www.dubyad40.com/html/wally/wally.shtml

posted by Wally
9/27/2005 01:13:00 PM

In typical bush administration fashion, brown is taking the blame for his for his pitiful performance in the Katrina disaster and laying it squarely at the feet of 'Dysfunctional' Louisiana.
That mother fucker.

How many times did this sonofabitch say let's not play the "blame game?" How many times did we hear how inappropriate it was to point fingers and (I'll say it again, since we had to hear them say it 4,000 times) "play the blame game." And now, the first thing out of his mouth at the hearings is "it's all their fault!" Typical bush administration response. Just like everything else that they do, or that happens on their watch - it's always somebody else's fault. Hey asswipe, just blame it on Clinton like you guys do for everything else.

brownie said "My biggest mistake was not recognizing by Saturday that Louisiana was dysfunctional." Hey Einstein, they may have been dysfunctional, but that kind of thing happens when you're under 20 feet of water, waiting for the help to arrive that you requested FOUR DAYS AGO. Your biggest mistake was not getting off your lazy ass to do your job until 2 days after the storm hit.

Maybe, had you been paying attention to... well, to ANYTHING, you wouldn't have been caught off guard by a category 5 hurricane that had been building in the Caribbean and drifting across the Gulf of Mexico for a freaking week. I mean, it was only on every newscast in the nation for 5 days before it hit. But for one who "knows what he's doing" like you, who's "overseen over 150 presidentially declared disasters" I guess a storm that is merely 2/3 the size of the Gulf of Mexico, with 170 mph winds, looming over New Orleans, that every model for the past 30 years has predicted will drown the entire city of New Orleans isn't such a big deal. I mean, you've seen entire trailer parks wrecked by tornadoes! You've seen whole orange orchards damaged by frost! How could this compare to such horrors? No biggie. Sleep in. Deal with it in the morning. Maybe noonish. You fucking prick.

"I know what I'm doing and I think I do a pretty darn good job of it." Maybe you should "think" again, because if you know what you're doing, you're sure doing a helluva job of hiding that fact from the rest of us. Did you also "know what you were doing and do a darn good job of it" as a horse trader? Is that why they FIRED your sorry ass from that job? I'm guessing the only thing you ever did a "pretty darn good job at" in your entire life was being Joe Albaugh's college roommate. And I don't even want to know what happened behind those closed doors.

What's worse, through your incompetence, apathy, laziness, stupidity, arrogance, and callous disregard for human life in overseeing FEMA, you have made the entire agency look bad. All those people busting their asses doing everything they could to rescue and help out those in need, in spite of your astonishingly prodigious ineptitude, now have the stain of your incompetence emblazoned on their government issues jackets. For all you low-level FEMA heroes and grunts in the field and flood, (not to mention the police, firefighters, emt's, volunteers, etc etc) away from home, risking yourselves and putting yourself out to help others, a hearty thank you! I can never say enough good things about you, and I hope songs are written about you and statues erected in your honor.
As for your boss brownie, on the other hand....

Congratulations, douchebag, you have officially been awarded a seat on Wally's Fantasy Plane Crash! With three more years of bush, I'm going to have to start fantasizing about a bigger plane.

Wally

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[marmar]

1. He is as pathetic an organism as I've seen...

His testimony was just embarassing. Like Bush, Brownie is an intellectual wasteland.