Satan has been busy

[underpants]

PAT ROBERTSON: SATAN CAUSED CHENEY’S SHORTNESS OF BREATH

http://www.borowitzreport.com/default.asp


“Vice President Cheney is dedicated to defeating the evildoers in Iraq, and that angered the evilest doer of all, Satan,” Rev. Robertson said on today’s edition of his religious talk show, “The 700 Club.”

Rev. Robertson pointed out, however, that four hours after Satan sent Mr. Cheney to the hospital, the vice president was released because “God made him better.”

He also extended his best wishes for a fast recovery to California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, who was involved over the weekend in what the evangelist called “a motorcycle accident that I’m pretty sure was caused by Satan.”

According to Re. Robertson, after he heard that Gov. Schwarzenegger’s motorcycle had crashed with a car, “My first thought was that the car had been driven either by Satan or maybe by President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela.”

[NewWaveChick1981]

1. Pat reminds me of the Church Lady that Dana Carvey used...

...to do on SNL. Blamed everything on Satan and then did the Superior Dance when she got away with something. We can blame everything on Satan and then do the Superior Dance if we do what Pat thinks is right!

[sui generis]

4. sad but true. Satan and Jesus are up to their old parlor tricks.

Some might say it was Jesus that tried to kill Cheney and the Gropinator for being evil.

I'm so confused. David Copperfield made the whole statue of liberty disappear.

Sending someone to the hospital for four hours sucks as a demonstration of one's holey moley powers. Couldn't he at least have made a head sprout out of his back or or grow a third testicle or something?

[katty]

9. yea, just like the church lady...carvey does it better than pat

[sui generis]

2. why would Satan do all that crap?

why just yesterday I was all alone in the conference room wrapping up notes when JESUS MADE ME FART.

Immediately after, the conference room door opens up and a crowd of ten people push in and say "we have this room reserved at 11:00 do you mind if we set up?"

Make no mistake. Jesus is truly evil.

:silly:

[murray hill farm]

3. Sooooooooooooo,

there are still people out there that dont realize that this man is totally INSANE? How can that possibly be? He is completely and totally insane! That there are soooooooo many people out there that do not even see this completely...now that is really scary.

[dflprincess]

5. Let me get this straight

Sharon has a stroke and it's God's will. Cheney spends four hours in the hospital, Schwarzenegger gets hurt and it's Satan?

[ClintonTyree]

6. Had me going there for a second.......

until I read the entire article. I does sound exactly like something Holy-Pat would say though so I fell for it momentarily. ;)

If either Cheney or Robertson want to get a real good look at Satan they need do nothing more than gaze into the nearest mirror!

[sui generis]

7. sigh

how can we POSSIBLY be expected to have brazillians of posts AND actually read every link.

Got me too. Bastard. :P

[katty]

8. boy, pat is digging in the dirt for anything to say...lost influence

makes him even crazier.