The Pig Man Threat Across America - Bob Cesa, Huffington Post

[applegrove]

The Pig Man Threat Across America (39 comments )
Bob Cesa, Huffington Post
02.03.2006

"By now we're all familiar with President Bush's demand for legislation banning "human-animal hybrids" -- namely, the gathering threat of a race of Pig Men. These half-pig, half-man monstrosities received higher billing in the State of the Union than did the rebuilding of New Orleans -- so it must be important. For measure, let's see Secretary Chertoff's rendering of Pig Man again:

Tuesday night, I declared my support for the president on this front and have set about my patriotic duty researching and tracking this threat. What I discovered might shock you.

Nestled in the Bitterroot Valley, Montana is a secret operation to build the race of Pig Men -- a facility brazenly named Pigman Builders. How long have they been growing Pig Men in Matrix-style goo pods? Long enough to have achieved the self-proclaimed status of "Innovative and Award Winning." So there's awards for this grotesque bastardization of God's science? Worse -- they give out awards for hating America?

Upon further investigation, I discovered that the lab is partially operated by -- you guessed it -- actual Pig Men. Their staff page lists the names Chip Pigman, Ron Pigman, Ran Pigman (could be a devilish clone of Ron), Anne Pigman, and Corky Pigman. So they're giving names to Pig Men, eh? And endearing, all American names like "Corky" and "Chip"? As if they're like us. I wonder which liberal activist judge allowed those birth certificates to be approved.

.... SNIP"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bob-cesca/the-pig-man-threat-across_b_15063.html

[sam sarrha]

1. if they could take your DNA/pig ovum and have a transplantable heart in a

year and a half.. lungs, liver, kidneys, and a big BBQ celebration on your recovery.. wouldnt you go for it.
.:shrug:

[drm604]

2. Pig Man

Seinfeld pigman.wav

[salin]

3. I didn't watch the SOTU - did bush seriously say this?

and wtf was he talking about if he did?

[htuttle]

4. Yes, I think he was referring to the steroid-enhanced human animal hybrid

...sex slaves. From Mars, apparently. Oh, they seem to have hydrogen cars, too.

At least that's what I've pieced together from scanning his last 4 SOTU addresses. :shrug:

[applegrove]

5. Yes - he used the words human/animal hybrid. I bet the oil industry

paid him a couple of billion to besmirch the word "hybrid".