Rochelle Riley calls out in desperation. Enjoy!
http://freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060217/OPINION02/602170330/1122ROCHELLE RILEY: Calling Monica Lewinsky; nation has a special mission for her
February 17, 2006
BY ROCHELLE RILEY
FREE PRESS COLUMNIST
Where the heck is Monica Lewinsky when you need her?
Since the only crime in American government that can lead to impeachment appears to be a White House tryst, perhaps we can hire her to take on Bush appointees who would lie, cheat, deceive with impunity and leave clueless Prince George, whose father cannot save him, mother cannot protect him and brother appears to have abandoned him for not helping his political aspirations.
First, the president faced the wrath of inept former FEMA chief Michael Brown, who claimed that the Bushies ignored his warning that Katrina would lead to massive flooding and that the feds have forsaken domestic preparedness to fight the world.
Then the CIA's own top counterterrorism analyst, Paul Pillar, accused the Bushies of "cherry picking" intelligence to justify the war.
Oh, there was one other thing: Vice President and ultimate gun hound and war whore Dick Cheney -- well, he shot somebody. Then he dared anybody to ask him about it for four days.
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