Larry King transcript of Jon Stewart Monday night

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http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0602/27/lkl.01.html

If this is a dupe, Pls. make the NSA tap my phone and then get me sent to Guantanemo to die a long and solitary death.

-85% Jimmy

[AllegroRondo]

1. Thanks!

hooray!

[zanne]

2. I guess you had to be there. nt

[Life Long Dem]

3. I thought it was a great interview.

One question stood out to me. The same thought I'm sure most everyone on this board has thought. What is it going to take?

KING: Who in this administration fascinates you the most?

STEWART: "The American people for their just utter patience. And everybody, it just seems like I just don't know what it's going to take. What else, you know, there is this whole -- my mind has been blown just so consistently by this administration's insistence on their own competence without ever sort of delivering kind of any sort of evidence to that. I think at this point everybody just kind of rolls their eyes like, ah, those guys are at it again."

Oh yeah, Stewart will be hosting the awards Sunday night.

[Lisa]

5. "Sunday?!! It's Sunday?!!!"

I loved Stewart's reaction.

[JPZenger]

4. Best clips from show

If you're wondering why Dubai is being rewarded with these contracts, it is not because Dubai is a monarchy that offers its guest workers no rights or because Dubai was the home base of two of the 9/11 hijackers. It's actually just quid pro quo because they took Michael Jackson off our hands.
- Jon Stewart

BILL MAHER - "Mardi Gras starts tomorrow in New Orleans. Talk about perfect timing. Those truckloads of ice from FEMA just showed up, perfect."

[bigdarryl]

6. Larry king and Jon Stewart

I didn't see the show but i find stewart very funny, i listed to those jackasses this morning on Imus show talking about Stewart made a fool of himself. Imus in my opinion has the most corney show with those silly impersonators looking totally stupid.