http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/viewArticle.asp?articleID=9483How to Identify Real Men
Daniel Taverne
May 12, 2006
What are real men? Real men are the confident tough guys who don’t pretend to be people they aren’t. Real men won’t say anything about you behind your back that he wouldn’t say in front of you, and real men always say what they mean and mean what they say. Real men are not worried about weather or not their appearance is in keeping with the trends, and they aren’t worried if they smell like oil instead of some putrid cologne. Having said all this, there are many ways and situations to follow where the definition of real men can be observed.
Appearance: As indicated above, appearance (though important) isn’t at the top of the real man’s list of priorities. As a matter of fact, aside from when he’s in church, as long as he’s not walking around butt-naked, as far as he’s concerned, what he has on is of little consequence. Fortunately, most real men have wives, mothers or girl friends that ensure they are properly dressed in clean and hole free clothes prior to leaving the house.
Real men do not stand in front of the mirror for more than 5 minutes each day. This time is spent quickly shaving, brushing teeth and combing hair. Real men, regardless of complexion, do not stand in front of the mirror fussing over this pimple and that wrinkle. Nor do they waste time applying acne medicine or moisturizers.
Real men are decisive at the store. That’s right! They get what they need, and they leave as fast as they can. Women and wimps take forever shopping because they are supplied with way too many choices, and can’t decide what product is going to leave their skin, hair, clothes, teeth and breath looking and/or smelling the absolute best. So they start at one end of the isle sniffing every bottle (shampoo for instance) until they find the one they want. And once they finally decide on something they like, they forget which one it was because the next time it has to be bought, they go through the same process all over again!