TOP TEN DIFFERENCES BETWEEN NIXON AND BUSH

[Don Davis]

As Bush's poll numbers continue their inexorable slide below the "Mendoza Line" of politics, established by Tricky Dick Nixon, it is inevitable that comparisons are drawn between each man's character defects and Constitutional derelictions. Indeed, John Edwards is only the latest to join the growing chorus that Dubya' is "worse than Nixon." Here, then, from the home office of Allenwood Federal Prison, are the Top Ten Differences Between Nixon and Bush:

10. Nixon: Spied on DNC, and Daniel Ellsberg. Bush: Spied on New York, L.A. and Pittsburgh.

9. Nixon: Famously claimed, "I am not a crook." Bush: Spoiled frat boy -- is world's biggest schnook.

8. Nixon: G. Gordon Liddy takes one for the team. Bush: I. Lewis Libby seeking someone to ream.

7. Nixon: Sleazy V.P., nailed for tax evasion. Bush: Sleazy V.P., skates despite Iraqi invasion.

6. Nixon: What did President know, and when did he know it? Bush: Does President know shit? -- since he sure doesn't show it.

5. Nixon: Saturday Night Massacre -- fired AGs, without any fear. Bush: Saturday Night Massacre -- done in by Colbert.

4. Nixon: Not all bad, created EPA. Bush: One long nightmare, like Groundhog Day.

3. Nixon: Five o'clock shadow, wing-tips on the beach. Bush: Gameboys at Summits, high school drop-out's speech.

2. Nixon: Dirty tricks, by petty crooks. Bush: Starting a war, by cooking the books.

1. Nixon: Win at all costs, shreds Constitution. Bush: See ya' and raise ya' -- disproves evolution.

[babylonsister]

1. Don Davis, you rock! That's a keeper!

:rofl: :applause: :applause:

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. 11. Nixon: Is dead. Bush: Still alive and steadily ruining America.

[jeff30997]

3. Lol! I love it!

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

4. welcome to DU!

[cascadiance]

5. Cool list... Another one I thought of...

Nixon: Had a corrupt Jewish Secretary of State. According to Watergate tapes was anti-semitic.
Bush: Has a corrupt black Secretary of State. According to Kanye West and others, George Bush hates black people!

[bleever]

6. Nixon: twice won election. Bush: one theft, one selection.

Great post! Rec'd.

[aaronbees]

11. Great addition!

Ha!

And most excellent work, Don Davis ... welcome to DU :)

[jbfam4]

7. thanks for joining DU

You have lots to contribute!

[Don Davis]

8. Reply on Top 10 Bush/Nixon

Thanks to all of you guys for your extremely gracious comments. I'm getting all Fa-Klempt! Here's a topic; discuss among yourselves: the role of the neo-Nazi gene pool in the brain of Karl "Turd-Blossom" Rove.

[Cha]

9. Excellent, dude!

"5. Nixon: Saturday Night Massacre -- fired AGs, without any fear. Bush: Saturday Night Massacre -- done in by Colbert."

[yurbud]

10. Nixon: felt unloved. Bush: Loves himself.

[paparush]

12. #7 Reviso: Bush: Sleazy V.P. skates despite Iraqi invasion AND..

Shoots Lawyer in Face

[yurbud]

13. Nixon smart but full of self-doubt, Bush an ignorant retarded lout

[yurbud]

14. Nixon was a balding gnome, Bush likes to touch Jeff Gannon's dome...