An open letter to the FBI

[wizdum]

Even though it seems like Jimmy Hoffa fell off the face of the Earth in 1975, I see you’re still out there looking for him. Interesting. I hear the dig in Michigan didn’t go too well. Shame. It breaks my heart to see you walk away empty handed — again. I bet you thought it was quite a scoop you got from that geriatric jailbird. What kind of deal did you cut with him to get your latest lead? Alittle vacation time outside prison walls perhaps? Where is he now - Club Med? Don’t let this latest dead end get you down. Put this tactical booboo behind you asap and keep at it. It’s all in a days work. This latest goof up is perfectly understandable anyhow. I mean, not all victims of mob hits are chopped up into little pieces and incinerated. Some are thrown into the east river wearing cement shoes. But I’m sure there are one or two planted here and there. He’s somewhere out there. Give yourselves credit for giving it the old college try. A hearty Boo-yah to you!! <snip>

http://mysticalmaven.com/blog/2006/05/30/an-open-letter-to-the-fbi/