Teetering on the edge with Ann Coulter

[underpants]

After hearing about ole girl's two recent no shows I was getting worried about her so I thought I would check in to see if she is still able to get something printable to her editors.

It wasn't hard staying within the rule about 4 paragraphs, these read like they were collected from the scraps of bar napkins crammed into an envelope and left under someone's door.



LIBERALS: BORN TO RUN <-- get it? clever huh? Does anyone else smell gin?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ucac/liberalsborntorun

The fact that Israel is able to launch an attack on Hezbollah today without instantly inciting a multination conflagration in the Middle East is proof of what Bush has accomplished. He has begun to create a moderate block of Arab leaders who are apparently not interested in becoming the next Saddam Hussein.

There's been no stock market crash, showing that the markets have confidence that Israel will deal appropriately with the problem and that it won't expand into World War III.

*hic*:silly:

Democrats won't acknowledge the existence of "an imminent threat" anyplace in the world until a nuclear missile is 12 minutes from New York. And then we'll never have the satisfaction of saying "I told you so" because we'll all be dead.

[SeveneightyWhoa]

1. Wow, Ann's really switching it up!

Regarding this:
"Democrats won't acknowledge the existence of "an imminent threat" anyplace in the world until a nuclear missile is 12 minutes from New York. And then we'll never have the satisfaction of saying "I told you so" because we'll all be dead."

Notice she started with the word DEMOCRATS instead of LIBERALS, as is the usual starter for all of her sentences? Big change for Ann.. she's really making an attempt to switch her style up for the better!

[BOSSHOG]

2. Budweiser does not have the effect on me

To date, Iran and whomever else hasn't launched nukes and that is a sign that bush knows what he is doing! ann is concerned with no imminent threat. Sounds like the old girl hasn't been pounded lately with those awesome 2 inch chickenhawk cocks she lives for. As you so incredibly point out, she pounds back the booze and sucks on the cigs with bisexual fantasies floating through her brain longing for a 30 year old phyllis schlafly and a 10 year sean hannity; longing for the imminence!

You're welcome for that visual.

[underpants]

5. That's not possible

I don't think Phyllis Schlafly has EVER been 30 years old. I'm not kidding her wikipedia bio literally starts when she is 40:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyllis_Schlafly

[BOSSHOG]

7. Okay I'm busted

and hannity's brain does not have ten years of work on it.

[yellerpup]

3. We already told you so! We have the "satisfaction" every day

unfortunately. Sheesh, you're right underpants, tee many martoonis.

[MADem]

4. *hic* indeed.........!!!

She does look like a tired old hoss that has been rode too hard and put away wet lately.


But, in addition to your input... ...On Friday, 7/7, she called in late for a radio interview prompting Adam Corolla to hang up on Her Highness. Tonight she didn't show up at all for a scheduled appearance on Big Story Primetime. Julie Banderas, sounding perplexed, told viewers that Coulter was supposed to appear but " somehow we lost her." Was it simply a technical glitch or something else keeping the best selling suspected plagiarist from meeting her obligations?

...I found this, which suggests that she's been having a bit of trouble for a good SIX MONTHS, at least:

Ann Coulter a No-Show on Your World w/Neil Cavuto
Reported by Melanie - December 12, 2005
During the opening minutes of Your World w/Neil Cavuto today (December 12, 2005), Cavuto listed several of the topics and guests that would be featured on the program, as is his regular practice. This was one of Cavuto's "teasers": "And, forget debate, just shout your opponent down. Ann Coulter on the left's new lunacy and who just might be funding it."

Comment: Thing is, Ann Coulter didn't show and Cavuto didn't mention her name again. At 4:14 p.m. ET, Bernard Kerik came on to talk about the potential for riots in LA in reaction to the planned execution of Stanley "Tookie" Williams. That segment ended at 4:19 p.m. ET. After a break, Kerik and Cavuto continued their discussion, ending it at 4:27 p.m. ET. It is highly unusual for a Fox guest to stay for two segments. I wonder, did Kerik fill in for Ann Coulter, or did Cavuto throw out that nasty teaser at the beginning of the show just to, well, throw it out?

[underpants]

6. Hmm that *IS* interesting

I wonder what would drive someone to talk to Kerik with a straight face. Well anyway it looks like Bernie's expertise is just like it used to be.