TRUE LIES AND OBSCENITIES: CLINTON 'SUCKS UP' TO LIEBERMAN

[Don Davis]

In a case of the ultimate role reversal, it was Bill Clinton today who got down on his knees, in order to orally “prop up” and suck up to Joe Lieberman.

Clinton, clad in a blue suit, which was stained just by virtue of campaigning for Lieberman, had set the mood for the meeting by previously sending Lieberman his favorite book on Iraq, Leaves of Morass.

Lieberman, an orthodox Jew and avatar of morality, denied having “political relations with that man, Mr. Clinton,” since it was Clinton who did all the work while Lieberman remained passive.

Clinton, heavily criticized for endorsing the pro-war Lieberman, refused to concede that that is what he did, claiming it all depends on what the meaning of “endorse” is, since he reserved the right to back Lamont if he should win the Democratic primary.

Liberal bloggers were unanimous, however, in saying that Clinton’s “behavior is not just inappropriate, it is immoral.”

This latest development has also “aroused” the interest of former Special Prosecutor Ken Starr, who maintains that this is not the first time that Clinton has gotten entangled with a Jewish Bush.