Nicholas von Hoffman: A Handy-Dandy Guide to U.S. Foreign Policy

[AmericanErrorist]

Q: What is the difference between a regime and a government?

A: A regime is a government disliked by the United States. A government is a regime that the United States likes.

Q: Are all axes evil?

A: No. An example of an axis of good is the Washington-London axis, which is an axis of very good because it is mostly Anglo-Saxon. The Paris-Berlin axis is good, but not as good as Washington-London.

Q: Recently, reports from Iraq have it that crowds are stoning the police when they arrive after a massacre. What does that mean?

A: In certain Arab-type countries, this is considered a support-the-police gesture, similar to Americans who put support-our-troops decals on their S.U.V.’s.

http://www.nyobserver.com/20060814/20060814_Nicholas_von_Hoffman_politics_nationalobserver.asp

[Demeter]

1. Bush Stopped Being Funny A Long Time Ago

NOw he's beyond embarrassing, past evil, through puppet; we are going to have to invent words to describe the next two years!