Caroling ... (from our troops!!!!!)
WINTER WONDERLAND
RPG's !, are you list'nin?
in the lane blood is glist'nin
a horrible sight
we're worried tonight
walkin' in a bitter blunderland!
Gone away is the old lord
here to stay is the new lord
we sing an old song
as we go along
walkin' in a bitter blunderland!
In the township we can build a statue
then pretend its Bush with his big frown.
he'll say, "are you finished?"
we'll say, "no, man!
but you can do the job when you're in town!"
Later on we'll conspire
as we duck from the fire
to face unafraid
the plans that he made
walkin' in a bitter blunderland!
In the mountains we can build a pipeline
and pretend that everthings OK
we'll have lots of fun with mr. pipeline
until the other kids blow him away!
When it blows, ain't it thrillin'
though your bones gets a chillin'
we'll frolic and play
the Iraqi way
walkin' in a bitter blunderland!
walkin' in a bitter blunderland!
(fade - for the next 50 years...)
walkin' in a desert blunderland!
small arms ring are you listenin'
walkin' in an oily blunderland!...
don hakman
LET IT SNOW
ding ding ding ding...
The war over there is frightful
and gets worse when it is nightfall
The news has become a show
Let us know let us know let us know
Well it doesn't show signs of stopping
We can hear the small arms popping
and the lights are turned way down low
let us know let us know let us know
When we finally kill Saddam
We'll say everything is all right
talking heads just don't understand
why they continue to fight.
While our soldiers are slowly dying
Bush is still denying
so as long as we have to go
Let us know let us know let us know
picture and verse parody by Don Hakman