Things you have to believe to be a Republican today

[Wwagsthedog]

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The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.


Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.


“Standing Tall for America” means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.


A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.


Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

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More......

http://www.phxnews.com/fullstory.php?article=7800

[Martin Eden]

1. Very funny ...

...and true!

[Jester_11218]

2. Brilliant, true but sad.

n/t

[kaitykaity]

3. My FReeper friend wouldn't even talk about this.

He completely ignored the proof of cognitive dissonance,
and went straight for this:

> Re: Reno tripe We're talking multiple felony's by the
> Clintons!
> Dawn the primary reason Bush went to Iraq was to have a
> beneficial
> impact on military morale...which it did and no one in either party
> or in
> the news media is disputing that. It was for our people, not the
> Iraq's or
> anyone else. NOW SEE THE BELOW!

lol. He's so funny.

[Fovea]

4. beneficial impace on military morale?

wow! did he just sign up?

[LoZoccolo]

5. I've never ever heard that one before.

Remember when there was just one reason that they'd give?