Bush: 'History Cannot Judge Me If I End It Soon' -- Onion

[Demeter]

Bush: 'History Cannot Judge Me If I End It Soon'
September 7, 2006 | Issue 42•36

WASHINGTON, DC—Despite, or perhaps because of, rising fuel prices, the unpopularity of the U.S. presence in Iraq, and mounting legal problems surrounding his administration, President Bush informed his Cabinet Monday that he is unworried about his place in history, White House sources said. "I'm telling you, pretty soon some things are going to develop so that I won't have history to worry about any longer," Bush said. "History may be written by the winners, but it doesn't get written at all if all of human language is lost in, say, fire storms, right? So I can still get off the hook." Although troubles faced by his presidency have been relatively recent, sources said they believed Bush's plan had been put into motion long before he had even taken office.

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[Zensea]

1. This is one of those jokes that hits almost too close to home

Sad, isn't it?

[Niche]

2. Huh? He's a riddle wrapped in pun, spun in web of intrigue...

He makes less sense every day.

:wtf:


Is he trying to say that history will be the future, or the past? It's the end of the world? He's going where Ken Lay went? The winners will be speaking in tongues? He's scott free from the...


:crazy: :silly:

[yy4me]

3. What is this, a suicide note? A threat? A most puzzling statement.

Some of you better trained in psychology ought to give this one a go. Sounds like ****feels like the end is coming, his chariot is waiting to take him to greater things and there will be no-one left to write about him and his disastrous reign.

[rooboy]

5. It's satire, of course :) n/t

[tekriter]

4. ummmm....

onion, people.