GOP TO SEND CONGRESSIONAL PAGES TO IRAQ — ‘FODDER-IZE, DON’T SODOMIZE’

[Don Davis]

In response to the Mark Foley cover-up scandal that threatens to bring them down faster than a statue of George Bush in Sadr City, the GOP has come up with a “magic bullet” solution: send all Congressional pages to Iraq.

Appearing before a massive banner proclaiming “CANNON FODDER-IZE, DON’T SODOMIZE,” House Speaker Hastert asserted that as the party of “family values,” Republicans were “taking the lead in protecting our young people.” Hastert further explained that he’d “rather have our sons and daughters confront IEDs than IEMs — Instant Erotic Messages.”

While Republicans usually blame Bill Clinton for whatever happens on their watch, this time their designated scapegoat was Al Gore. As Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist said, “if Gore had not invented the internet, this whole thing never would have happened.”

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[ShortnFiery]

1. Biting and Dark. I like it! :-)

Of course I must add that I laughed my a** off watching "The Devils Rejects." While many found it horrific, I found it insanely funny in it's bizarro unrealistic twists and turns.

Some of us are a little different that way - not with actions - just dark sense of humor.
:blush: :yoiks:

On Edit: A suggestion - Fodder-ize, Don't Frotter-ize (well the latter is one level less disgusting) :shrug: