INVESTIGATORS DISCOVER DUBYA’S E-MAILS TO CONGRESSIONAL PAGES

[Don Davis]

HOLY FOLEY, BATMAN! In the most stunning development yet in the Congressional page scandal, a 16-year-old page from Texas has revealed a series of salacious emails and instant messages from none other than President George W. Bush himself.

Following are some of the more nasty messages which the President, given his homo-erotic desires, sent under the name Un-Bush43:

See, they call me the “Emperor,” cause I got no clothes.

You’re either within me, or against me.

Waterboarding really makes me hot.

First I’m gonna tie you up in my dungeon, then slip off your habeas corpus.

Don’t worry, when it comes to sex, I reject Rummy’s “quick and light.”

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[sui generis]

1. now I'm feeling vaguely nauseous

:puke:

[TechBear_Seattle]

2. Vaguely?

You have a much stronger constitution than I, then.