The outlook wasn’t brilliant, for the GOP on election day
The polls showed loss of Congress, what with Iraq, and Foley gay
And when Allen got “Macaca’d,” and Santorum blew PA
Republicans were so desperate, they fell on their knees to pray
Evangelicals were staying home, suffering loss of faith
But some hoped for worldly wonder, beyond the current eighth
They thought, “If Dubya could just jawbone, of terror and tax cuts”
We’d put up even money now, that we won’t take it up the butts
But Cheney preceded Dubya, as did also SECDEF Rummy
And the former was a war criminal, while the latter was a dummy
So upon that stricken multitude, with all their campaign cash
There seemed but little chance of Dubya, getting to talk his trash
But Cheney jive-talked Russert, to the wonderment of all,
And Rummy, much despised, for once wasn’t completely off the wall
And when the dust had lifted, and fatcats saw what had occurred
There was Rummy dazzling the press corps, and Cheney flipping them the bird
A great roar rose up from born-agains, rednecks and John Birchers
It rumbled through the Jesus camps, it rattled in the churches
It pounded in the oil suites, and recoiled upon flat taxes
For Dubya, mighty Dubya, was gonna slam the Evil Axis
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