TOP TEN THINGS THE BUSHIES ARE SAYING BEHIND THE EVANGELICALS’ BACKS

[Don Davis]

Is it really any surprise that the Bush Administration has been cynically exploiting Evangelical Christians for political purposes, and actually mocking them behind their backs? As documented in a new book, Tempting Faith: An Inside Story of Political Seduction, David Kuo, former deputy director of the Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives in the Bush White House, gives us the dope on the dopes leading on the dopes.

But the full story hasn’t really been told by Mr. Kuo. This reporter, in private conversations with the Almighty himself, has it on very reliable authority that the following are the actual comments made by Karl Rove and company:

10. Jesus! Even Jesus would have had those nuts crucified.

9. I’d take the Devil himself over that Axis of Evil of Falwell-Dobson-Robertson.

8. Those ignorant bastards have been “staying the course” since the 13th Century.

7. Whaddya’ say to people who think SpongeBob Squarepants is more dangerous than Kim Jong-il?

6. Why are they always bitchin’ about our policies; we’re doing our best to bring about Armageddon as soon as humanly possible.

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[rodeodance]

1. i will pass this around

[YOY]

2. #2 and #3

"3. Those preachers are almost as good at conning white trash as we are.

2. You gotta’ admit, they’re their own best case against the theory of evolution."

Sweet Jesus that's good!

[zbdent]

3. "Cash this check, quick!"