GOP’S OCTOBER STRIPTEASE — 'OOOO, I NEED A DIRTY AD SPOT'

[Don Davis]

From the “Call Me, Harold ” ad in Tennessee, to the attack on Jim Webb’s fiction about sex with Vietnamese, to the phony sex-call ad in upstate New York (”Check that number, please”), the GOP is getting more panicky than a guy who runs out of Viagra at the Bunny Ranch.

As the desperate GOP changes its tactics from ads that “race-bait,” to those that help you masturbate, we think the Classic Pink Floyd song, Young Lust (better known as the I Need A Dirty Woman song), perhaps best captures the spirit of the 2006 Republican campaign:

I just need a new ploy
Since my polls are down
Claim the Democrat committed sex crimes
Then he really will “go down”

Ooooo I need a dirty ad spot
Ooooo I need a dirty commercial

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[C_U_L8R]

1. They just prove our point

Republicans are nasty people