BUSH: al-MALIKI’S NOW THE ‘DECIDER’

[Don Davis]

While the Bush/Cheney gang has repeatedly refused to observe such Constitutional “technicalities” as “separation of powers” and “checks and balances,” they now seem to have recognized a co-equal branch of government: Iraq.

In a series of actions that have rebuffed Administration policy, Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki has disavowed U.S. “timetables” for leaving Iraq. Growling at Bush in his best Edward G. Robinson imitation from The Ten Commandments, al-Maliki asked: “Where’s your sovereignty now?”

Al-Maliki contended that under religious Sharia law, the United States — the equivalent of Iraq’s bitch – had no right to leave until Iraq said so. Iraqi officials further asserted that this principle could also be justified under a variation of the Colin Powell Pottery Barn Rule: “You broke us, We own you!”

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[sui generis]

1. well thuh decider and thuh enumy and thuh google and

thuh internets.

Georgie's almost ready for second grade. WHAT?!?????? He's the president of the united states? How the hell did that happen?

[rodeodance]

2. bush will let Maliki take the blame for the chaos now.

[Boo Boo]

3. Maliki? Ha! Try Muktada al Sadr. They ought to change the

guy's name to Muktada de Cider.

Gee whiz Mr. President... what happened to your balls?

:shrug: