SHIA, SUNNI TO MEET IN BCS TITLE GAME: 'BUSH CREATED SLAUGHTER' BOWL

[Don Davis]

The Iraq Study Group has come up with the ultimate solution to Iraqtile Dysfunction, expected to finally settle the 1300 year feud between the Shia and Sunnis: a fight to the finish this New Year’s Day, in the Mother of All BCS Games: the “Bush Created Slaughter Bowl.”

This proposal, another variant of “goin’ long, goin’ big or goin’ home,” has the full support of the College Football poobahs and alumni. Considered to be bigger hustlers than even Ahmad Chalabi, they’re desperately searching for a more storied rivalry than the two teams currently slated for the championship game, Ohio State and Florida.

The game, whose name will change from the Tostitos BCS Bowl to the Falafel BCS Bowl, is expected to garner huge ratings in the Middle East, and will be televised by ESPN Al-Jazeera.

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