CHRISTIAN RIGHT EMBRACES CHENEY’S DAUGHTER AS THE NEW 'VIRGIN MARY'

[Don Davis]

In a dramatic turnabout from its previous harsh condemnation, the Christian Coalition has decided to embrace Dick Cheney's pregnant lesbian daughter, claiming that she's actually the Second Coming of the Virgin Mary.

Reached at his offices at Liberty University, the Reverend Jerry Falwell conceded that the Christian Right had been shortsighted in trying to boot this Mary out of the manger, when she actually offered a tremendous upside to the evangelical cause.

"Let's face it," Falwell stated, "she is a 'Mary,' she's probably technically a virgin, and it wouldn't really surprise me if her life partner was a carpenter."

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[rodeodance]

1. HO HO , good one

[nutsnberries]

2. very funny...

:rofl:

[Broadslidin]

3. Will this most recent "Immaculate Conception" result in a Female Jesus?

:hide:

[TlalocW]

6. Jesus Has Two Mommies?

That would make heads explode.

TlalocW

[patricia92243]

4. I nearly fainted over this until I realized it was satire :)

[Double T]

5. Snicker, snicker, snicker...........

good one!!!

[peacetalksforall]

7. I couldn't stop lauthing when I read the caption thinking it was

serious. Then I laughed just as long when I realized it was satire. Why so funny? Because it is so plausible for phobes and those who twist for political gain! I wouldn't have been surprised if it were true. A fabulous mind was at work to come up with this one. Thanks.

[mc jazz]

8. you might like this one too...

http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=470

lol!