A Fly On The Oval Office Wall Reports...

[babylonsister]

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A Fly On The Oval Office Wall Reports...

"Wah-wah-wah!" cried the Little Dictator. "It’s my war and no Democrat Congress is gonna end it!"

But Fearless Leader, Congress is now led by the Democratic Party, legally elected by free ballot. They’re only doing the bidding of the People.

"Wah-wah-wah! I started this war and it won’t be over until I say so!"

Um, Sire, the war you began ended four years ago. Now our troops are mired in a religious conflagration that’s been ongoing for, like, a millennium.

"Huh?"

The different Muslim sects have been trying to kill each other off for about a thousand years.

"S’that right, Karl?"

(Herr Oberst Rove, careful to not utter a word in front of others lest he be quoted in a Congressional hearing, bobs his head up and down in assent.)

If they haven’t been able to wipe each other out in all these centuries, how can we expect to accomplish that result in the relatively short span of one lifetime?

"Because God spoke to me, right outside this here window, over to Rosie’s Garden. Told me, ‘Go over t’Iraq and wipe out all them evildoers.’"

But you didn’t go yourself, Fearless Leader. You sent hundreds of thousands of our Nation’s finest and bravest young men and women.

"Of course I didn’t go myself. How could I lead the charge if I was in front of the charge?"

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[whistle]

1. You can end this dialog now, impeach Cheney first, then Bush immediately after

[Ilsa]

2. If only there was some way to prove he really

thinks like this and does his "decidin" like this, then we could have him committed to a sanitarium. Forget the damn impeachment. Get him medically certified nuts.

[pat_k]

3. Tragically, if Congress refuses to impeach, "the decider" will. . .

. . .have his way.

No force short of impeachment will stop Bush, Cheney, and their cohorts.

How many laws do they have to break before our so-called "leaders" finally get that the "force of law" has no force to the outlaws in the White House? How many Americans do they have to turn into torturers? How many Americans do they have to spy on without warrant? How many times do they have to claim the fascist authority to break the law at whim "to protect you."