Woman Jailed For Testicle Attack

[Nomad559]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

[Kali]

1. erm just a small (!) anatomical question

aren't they kind of semi-attached by the scrotum?...when you castrate animals you have to open the sac before you can remove the testicles, one at a time or otherwise.

Other than that...:wow:

[ShortnFiery]

3. We are missing part of the story ... for sure! However, ...

How can we truly fault her, especially if she was suffering from the munchies?

Ya know, "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."

:yoiks:

[CottonBear]

5. "Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don't!"

OUCH!

I assisted a vet who castrated two foals at the farm where I board my horse
and I have to say that had to have hurt! :(

[ShortnFiery]

8. Yes, I wish that they could offer dog vasectomies. Often times, the boy dogs get fat and lazy

after they're castrated. I guess in the human species, the neutered ones just Run for Congress in order to get their jollies? :wow:

[Dr.Phool]

10. You mean like this 135lb lunk laying at my feet right now?

[ShortnFiery]

11. Yes, I loved my big boy dog, but he lived for his snacks. That was cool,

for he was "my boy" and a darn good protector. :-)

I love big dogs: Danes, Sheppards, Golden Retrievers, Labs, OESs, etc.

[kestrel91316]

18. Intact male dogs get lots of prostate problems and perianal

adenocarcinomas (untreatable cancer). Every hit-by-car dog I ever treated when I did dogs was an intact male driven by hormones to wander. intact male dogs also LOVE to pee all over the house and hump the legs of visitors, and are much more prone to dangerous aggression.

Vasectomies only address the pet overpopulation issues, not the behavioral or medical issues.

FYI.

[ShortnFiery]

20. Whoa! Thanks for the education. I think I might have done right by Mr. Benjamin after all.

:hi:

[flakey_foont]

17. and now, Geoffrey don't either

[emilyg]

14. You cracked me up

[kestrel91316]

15. I'm guessing she had quite a set of fingernails on her to make the

initial incision with.......

[ShortnFiery]

19. 'Pulled hard' ... it is implied by the article that she PULLED HARD enough for it to

just plop out into her hand?!? :shrug:

[kestrel91316]

25. Maybe the skin there is thinner and more fragile than it seems?

Nobody I can run home and check this theory on........

[Edweird]

26. The human ear can be ripped off by hand fairly easily as well.

[Donnachaidh]

22. Some of the fake plastic nails could probably do it, if sharpened

My stepmother always had fakes like that. I'd kid her about having Terminator claws. I once offered her $5 to try to open a tin can with them, but she was afraid of breaking her fingers. NOT afraid of the nails breaking though. :wow:

[BOSSHOG]

2. Ouch!!

Damn, I'm never rejecting any female advances in the future. "Tried to swallow it." "Spit it out." Yikes.

[ShortnFiery]

16. Yes, doesn't it make ya want to at least meet her? If she was not drunk or high, then OMG ...

what a woman!

It's not nice to mess with a woman in the throes of PMS?

[Donnachaidh]

21. what the heck does PMS have to do with it?

That was never mentioned in the article. Stereotype much? :eyes:

[ShortnFiery]

23. Hey, don't get too upset, it was said tongue-in-cheek.

Being a woman who is not ashamed to say suffers from what the DSM-IV used to label as "Late Luteal Phase Dysphoric Disorder" which has now been upgraded to "Pre-Menstrual Dysphoric Disorder" I can make light without stereotyping.

There have been times when I would like to have left my "better half" by the side of the road out of frustration, but no, I never wished to rip off his ball(s), nor rip out his lungs.

It's a joke. ;)

[classysassy]

4. Balls

something the democratic party need.

[LoZoccolo]

6. I can't see why this guy wouldn't want her as a girlfriend. n/t

[ShortnFiery]

9. Somehow, I think that "the testicle ripping" incident kind of closed the door on the prospects

of reconciliation. :spray: :rofl: :spray:

I'm sorry, It's horrific, yet I'm getting the giggles over this. :rofl: Guess it's cuz I've got da Ovaries. ;)

Brings new meaning to the term, "... ripping you off." :P

[shain from kane]

7. According to article, "Monti was not acting in self defence". So, I'm assuming her testicles were

never in danger.

[Moochy]

12. At this point I want to thank the admins

for the hide thread feature! cringe.... :scared:

[mikelgb]

13. it is painful just to hear

uunnuhnuanunhunhnahun

[Iris]

27. I agree and I'm not even a man!

Jesus.

[TwilightGardener]

24. Now, how could this have happened if he wasn't naked?

Why did she have access to the jewels? WTF were they doing? With friends around? Sounds like a pretty hinky house party.

[ejbr]

28. My thoughts exactly

He obviously was enticing her, shoving his nuts in her face or how would she have access? BTW, your login is quite appropriate for this thread.

[LiberalEsto]

29. Good anti-rape technique

Ladies, make a note of it.

[Voltaire99]

30. Let the punishment fit the crime...

Snip, snip!