Terrorist cell too complacent to attack (Satire)

[NYVet]

SAN CLEMENTE, CA—Five years after settling in southern California and trying to blend into American society, a six-man terrorist cell connected to the militant Islamist organization Army of Martyrs has reportedly grown too complacent to conduct its suicide mission, an attack on the San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station.

Three of the six terrorists spend an afternoon together watching an America's Next Top Model marathon.
According to cell leader and boat owner Jameel al-Sharif, the potentially devastating operation, which involves breaching the station's reactor core and triggering a meltdown that could rival the Chernobyl disaster, "can wait."


http://www.theonion.com/content/news/after_5_years_in_u_s_terrorist





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[krispos42]

1. Actually,I wonder how often this really HAS happened

Young men, inspired by but not connected directly to Islamic terrorist groups, come here full of fanatisism and hate...

...and meet women, discover video games, get promoted at work...


... and kinda just lose interest!

[raccoon]

2. Thanks for the heads up on this kick-butt article! nt