W.M.D. in Iran? Q.E.D. By MAUREEN DOWD

[rodeodance]

October 28, 2007
Op-Ed Columnist
W.M.D. in Iran? Q.E.D.
By MAUREEN DOWD

TIM RUSSERT: Mr. Vice President, welcome to “Meet the Press.”

VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY: Good morning, Tim.

RUSSERT: How close are we to war with Iran?

CHENEY: Well, I think we are in the final stages of diplomacy, obviously. We have done virtually everything we can with respect to carrots, if you will. It’s time for squash. Not to mention mushrooms, clouds of them.

RUSSERT: But you squashed Iraq and that didn’t work out so well.

CHENEY: Iraq will be fine, Tim. It just needs a firmer hand. We learned that lesson. We’re not going to get hung up on democracy this time. (Expletive) purple thumbs.

RUSSERT: Isn’t Secretary Rice still pushing carrots for Iran?

CHENEY: The more carrots Condi feeds ’em, the better they’ll be able to see the bombs coming.........

[whistle]

1. Was this an accual interview with Dick "The Prick" Cheney?

...I would love to see the video of this.

[rodeodance]

2. I hardly think so. satire-------but lots of truth in it.

[whistle]

4. Too bad...

:shrug:

[bullimiami]

3. want to find some serious wmd? barrels and barrels of botulinum toxins.

anthrax, nerve agents, biological and nuclear weapons and the delivery mechanisms?

turn over a few rocks in the US.