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Don Davis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-03-08 01:08 AM
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Super Bowl to be Played at University of Phoenix Online
Forget the Lombardi Trophy, these guys are playing for "extra credits."

http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=1428
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-03-08 01:16 AM
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1. The game's going to be played ONLINE?
Does that mean the players don't have to show up?

Are Manning and Brady gonna be in Internet cafes in their home towns?

(For those who don't know...this is the University of Phoenix...the school that has a football stadium but no TEAM...and no campus...)
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Don Davis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-03-08 01:21 AM
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2. The School ...
The School actually just bought the naming rights.
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DesertRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-03-08 01:23 AM
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3. It's a real stadium, but the University is online. n/t
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GainesT1958 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-03-08 01:32 AM
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4. I've been thinking this was funny...
Edited on Sun Feb-03-08 01:33 AM by GainesT1958
First, they get a stadium...

Next, they get a coaching staff, and recruit a team...

Later, they build an actual campus and dorms to house them...

Sounds like the makings of a college football power to me!

PAC-11, anyone?:eyes:

B-)
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Lex1775 Donating Member (314 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-03-08 03:53 AM
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5. You guys are missing the best part...
The Cardinals move to Phoenix with the promise that they will have a brand new stadium built for them. Meanwhile, they are to play for the "short term" at Arizona State's facility, Sun Devil Stadium. The "short term" turns into almost two DECADES of playing pro-football in a college stadium, and the team owner is bitching about it the whole time. Eventually they get their brand new stadium built, and BAM! They name it after a freakin' college! The official title is University of Phoenix Stadium. There were so many people pissed off out here over that one... it was hilarious. A couple of the AM and FM sports announcers were refusing to call it that last year, they kept calling it Cardinal Stadium. Someone must've threatened a lawsuit though, I noticed this year all the radio broadcasters called it by the official name.
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