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"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno":
"The White House has now released military documents that they say prove Bush 'met his requirements' while in the National Guard. Hey, big deal. We have documents that prove Al Gore won the election; that don't mean anything."
"Actually the White house did say, during the Vietnam war President Bush was listed as a MIA - missing in Alabama!"
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"Late Show with David Letterman":
"Bush is having trouble finding his National Guard records from the '70s. Oh sure, but he's got no problem finding photos of John Kerry with Jane Fonda from the '70s."
Click the link for 2 good ones from Craig Kilborn.http://www.capitolhillblue.com/artman/publish/article_4057.shtml