Annus Horribilis
by Paul William Roberts
(ED: Paul William Roberts is Senior Writer at Atlantic Free Press.)
To those few generous souls who have noticed my silence and absence from any medium over the past year, I have for some time now felt I owed an explanation. The reason I am thus dictating the following one is that, since last November, I have lost the sight in both my eyes.
I am blind.
Holes began appearing in the retina of my right eye in May, 2007, which several operations failed to repair. Six months later, the left eye followed a similar path. Causation in retinal disintegration is not clearly understood – stress? Poor diet? 14-hour days too close to a computer monitor? Syphilis? Diabetes? Bad luck? Voodoo or malevolent discarnate entities?
None of these is discounted, but two specialists – the two unaccountably free from a conviction that their patients have no need nor right to question them on issues too arcane for any but retinal experts to comprehend –
agreed that my own suggestion the eye problem might be another side effect of the prolonged exposure to depleted uranium I was treated to by the Pentagon while in Iraq during 2003 and which has been causing various bodily ailments since 2004, debilitating flues, nausea, and chronic fatigue being previous highlights.Since only the Pentagon has detailed data on D.U. exposure, which of course are unavailable to civilians and even most soldiers for reasons of national security – usually meaning it would shock and appall the American public who unwillingly fund such military barbarisms – it is impossible to learn much about its consequences, let alone find any form of treatment. I did, however, watch an enlightening video produced by the U.S. military for troops in the field. If you suspect you have been exposed to D.U., it said, try not to be, have a shower, and cover any surfaces that might be contaminated with duct tape or virtually anything else available. Then fill out a detailed report using the template available from unit medics. It must be comforting to discover the tender concern CENCOM has for your welfare and safety. On the same DVD was a US Navy recruiting ad showing what a hectically exciting life awaits those bold enough to sign up. It concluded with what I assume to be the new US motto: “Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of all who stand in their way”. Great copy, as they say on Madison Avenue.
This blindness was not the only fly in 2007’s swamp of ointment. Never before in my life have I, on December 31st at the stroke of midnight,, told an entire year to fuck off and shove auld lang syne into Robbie Burns’ sporran. The twelve-month bayou was malarial with the plip-plopping of a billion tiny wings floundering in or sucked under its Vaseline lake.
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