Shut the fuck up, Buzz-kill Bill

[babylonsister]

http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/13614


Shut the fuck up, Buzz-kill Bill
by Ed Kociela | March 22, 2008



Would somebody roll a big, fat Marley and pass it to our distinguished former president or possible future First Gentleman to chill his aging ass out?

Either that or we need to dredge up Monica Lewinsky to nibble on his private parts until this election cycle is over.

The worst thing about this political campaign is Bill Clinton and his incredible ability to write headlines across America, headlines that are not too flattering of himself, his wife or the Democratic Party in general right now.

The most recent, of course, is the latest news blurb where he tells reporters that a showdown between his wife and John McCain would pair up two opponents who truly love America. He did not mention, however, Barack Obama.

This is Clintonian politics at its worst.

It lacks all charm, it lacks all dignity, it lacks all reason and, quite frankly, does more to make his wife more unlikable than she already is in many eyes.

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He's fucking up a good thing right now as interest in the Democratic process is probably at its highest point since he was attending college in England.

So, please, shut the fuck up, Bill.

You're killing the buzz for a lot of us who are really getting into this election.
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[davidinalameda]

1. but he never inhaled!

[C_U_L8R]

6. i wish he had

[HereSince1628]

7. That depends on the meaning of 'is.'

[cliffordu]

2. DAMN!!!

Tell us how you really feel. Don't hold back!

I agree wholeheartedly!!

:headbang:

:applause:

[saltpoint]

3. Somebody left the screen door ajar and damned if the Big Dog didn't bolt out

into the alleyway again.

Doggie Obedience School didn't seem to have much effect.

[xchrom]

4. funny -- donnie mcclurkin had that same buzz-kill effect on me. nt

[davidinalameda]

11. get a new songbook

your McClurkin tune is way old

[xchrom]

13. has obama taught you how to behave -- so that you

don't bring discrimination on yourself - did you get your set of basic rights in the mail?

"Giving them a set of basic rights would allow them to experience their relationship and live their lives in a way that doesn't cause discrimination," Obama said. "I think it is the right balance to strike in this society."
Sources: Chicago Daily Tribune, National Gay and Lesbian Task Force


that's the thing about the ''old'' classics -- they never go out of style -- and it's better than keeping company with people who compare you to being a murderer.

[Cha]

24. You're blind if you can't see what the clintons

are doing.

[Cha]

23. Yeah, it's just hilarious how you go all

out for lying warmongers.

[Ichingcarpenter]

5. An Inconvenient Truth

[peace13]

8. LOL! n/t

[madrchsod]

9. that`s funny......

bill will always be looking over her shoulder....

[msongs]

10. more eloquence on display nt

[aquart]

12. "than she is in many eyes." My, wasn't that gutless.

I watch the swiftboating of Bill Clinton, a technique that savages people on their perceived strengths, and notice that, because it suits the agenda, all of you are cheering it.

Bill Clinton has committed the crime of being the woman. He's the wife. We have a First Lady. We never have a First Husband. Clearly he has no balls anymore. Nor any other good thing.

As Hillary Clinton has been savaged for stepping out of the woman's role into the man's to run for president (no, no...it's just that she's a terrible, hideous, old, unlikable, shrewish, cackling, liar who worships with Hitler...we'd be happy to vote for a decent woman, yes, we would) so Bill is being attacked for being the supportive wife.

And you don't even notice you're being played. I'm so ashamed of you.

[cubs4life]

14. Disgusting Freeper tripe dressed up in "Leftist" clothing ...

This forum has become a cesspool ... not to mention a right-wing circle jerk.

[TomBall Democrat]

16. Know how to solve the sewage dilemma?

Quit posting it.

[davidinalameda]

17. if you criticize the Clintons, you're a freeper?

whatever

[Kurovski]

18. If the Clintons continue to align themselves with the Freeper's party,

it seems odd not to be calling out the Clintons for what they themselves demonstrate.

It's pretty difficult to say that they aren't big fans of the Republican way. The war, the continuing praise for McCain, the frendship with poppy.

[Cha]

25. hilary is a cesspool and pollutes where-

ever she goes.

[plantwomyn]

15. Did anyone here see the speech by Bill Clinton?

nt

[Igel]

20. I saw a cunk on Youtube.

The contrast was between issues and non-issues; respect for McCain and having two people devoted to the country would, in this scenario, allow for the issues to be discussed, instead of questioning motives and commitment.

Of course, the first response was, "How dare you question our commitment, you America-hating scum. Since I can take what you say as a slight against my hero, it *must* be taken as a slight, loser."

Thus showing that non-issues are, in fact, a very important issue in themselves.

[Kat 333]

19. I rarely comment on a post ...

But in this case ...

"Either that or we need to dredge up Monica Lewinsky to nibble on his private parts until this election cycle is over."

hmmm ... never mind. I'm speechless. *L*

[dutch-Eddie]

21. Oh my, how's fortunes change....

Weren't ALL the Democrats totally in love with Bill some short years ago? Tsk, tsk :)

[Cha]

22. This guy sounds kinda like the

Rude Pundit's less rowdy cousin who hits a bullseye with his plea to bil clinton..

"He's fucking up a good thing right now as interest in the Democratic process is probably at its highest point since he was attending college in England.

So, please, shut the fuck up, Bill.

You're killing the buzz for a lot of us who are really getting into this election."