LATEST: Hillary Clinton Incident Report

[babylonsister]

If you don't have a sense of humor, don't bother. :D


Saturday, April 19, 2008
LATEST: Hillary Clinton Incident Report
"Screw Em - I don't owe them a thing"

Suspect hurls charges and empty Crown Royal bottle at Move On workers.


INCIDENT REPORT
INCIDENT TYPE: Domestic disturbance
TIME OF CALL: 3AM
ADDRESS OF OCCURENCE: N/A
TYPE OF PREMISE: Campaign trail.
OFFICER ASSAULTED OR KILLED: No
WEAPON OBJECT USED: Empty Crown Royal bottle. Kitchen sink.
COMPLAINT STATUS: Unresolved
ARSON RELATED: Investigation ongoing

KNOWN SUSPECT
NAME: Hillary Rodham Clinton
SUSPECT STATUS: Presidential candidate
RACE: Crazy white lady
AGE: 61
SEX: F
SCARS/TATTOOS: phrase "Born to Run" across back of neck.

VICTIM
NAME: Move On dot Org
RACE: Mixed
OCCUPATION: Vast Left Wing Conspirator

INCIDENT REPORT DETAILS

Responding to early morning hour of 4/18/08 reports of a middle aged woman in center of road causing loud disturbance. Known suspect was visibly agitated and wielding an empty Crown Royal bottle while complaining loudly of what she described as a vast left wing conspiracy of moving company employees and volunteers. Suspect was visibly upset and was reported as exclaiming "scew them, I don't owe them a thing" and "what have they ever done for me!"

more...

http://corrente.blogspot.com/2008/04/latest-hillary-clinton-incident-report.html

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

1. How long till her mug shot shows up on Smoking Gun?

:rofl:

[gateley]

2. Very clever and well done! You find the best stuff! nt

[TankLV]

3. pathetic - but we've come to expect it from the obamababies...

[nichomachus]

4. Apparently, supporting Hillary now consists solely of making up names to call Obama supporters

If all you have left in your bucket is mud -- it's time to pack it in.

Hillary and her supporters have now insulted and marginalized every demographic group except 60-year-old white women.

[concerned canadian]

6. hey, i'm a 60 year old (almost, next year) white woman

and i also feel insulted by Hillary and her supporters' shallow attacks. Mostly tho i feel embarrassed to be

the same age, gender and race as Hillary. She does not speak for me, or any aging boomer women i know of!

[babylonsister]

5. Whaaaa! I warned you... nt