Mark Morford - See The Movie, Buy The Nail !

[Dover]

See The Movie, Buy The Nail - Jesus died for your sins--& also to sell you a really bitchin' "Passion" coffee mug

You, yes you, can right now purchase a truly stylin' sepia-toned "Passion of the Christ" cross-adorned coffee mug, an exact replica of the one Jesus Himself used every morning at the Jerusalem Starbucks.

You can buy "witnessing tools," incl lapel pins labeled in indecipherable Aramaic (yay Aramaic! What a comeback! Who knew?) & lapel pins with crucifixes, & packs of "witnessing cards" to swap with your Jesus-happy friends, just like the Disciples did when they sat around the holy campfire, swapping tales of sad lost goddesses & making s'mores with communion wafers & pink Easter marshmallow peeps.

But nothing says "slightly masochistic Jesus fanatic" like adorning your fine self with a 2" silver pewter crucifixion-nail pendant, hanging 'round your neck from a nice 24" leather chord. Oh my yes. http://www.sharethepassionofthechrist.com

It's an actual product, available right now for about ten bucks from Mel Gibson's official "Passion of the Christ" movie Web site, while supplies last, which they will forever & ever because they're doubtlessly made in bulk by Malaysian sweatshop workers wearing faded "Lethal Weapon IV" T-shirts who all believe in a very unhappy Allah. Irony, it knoweth no boundaries....cont'd

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2004/02/25/notes022504.DTL&nl=fix

[Sugarbleus]

1. LOL M.M. You've pretty much summed it all up. good post. eom

[Lorien]

2. Gotta love Mark Morford

:thumbsup:

[girl gone mad]

3. The funniest part is..

that Mel Gibson thinks all evangelicals are going to hell. As long as they give him ten bucks on the way down, he won't labor them on that detail too much.