Governor Palin, I've Got I.P. Freely On The Line For You (Silverstein / Harpers)

[struggle4progress]

By Ken Silverstein

... Moe the Bartender catches on far more quickly than poor Palin. “Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I’m looking for a Jacques Strap!” ... http://harpers.org/archive/2008/11/hbc-90003794

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[jimshoes]

1. Ms. Palin, there's a Mister Ben Dover on the line

also a Peter Gozinia, shall I have them hold on?

[Doctor_J]

3. Is Ben with his sister, Eileen Dover-Farr?

:shrug:

[tularetom]

2. Hugh G. Rection on line 1 Governor

and of course the unforgettable Mike Hunt is on hold.

[eridani]

15. Have you seene Mike Hunt?

That would be Jack Hoff's brother-in-law.

[Joe Bacon]

4. I was waiting for her to talk to Jacques Le Strappe

:rofl:

[Oldtimeralso]

5. With Sarah being a hockey mom she ought to know

Jacques Strappe is a real team supporter!

[Pierogi_Pincher]

7. You mean Jacques Le Strappe,

the acclaimed author of 'The Seven Year Itch'?!

Word has it that several other prominent writers are eager to speak w/ her:

Jacques Toutite--'The French Rupture'
I.P. Freely--'Yellow River'
Will E. Maykit--'Twenty Yards to the Outhouse', edited by Betty Doant
I. Seymour Hairz--'The Open Kimono'

B-)

[Joe Bacon]

9. Next--the Witt Brothers: Half, Nit and Dim

:rofl:

[ThePhilosopher04]

6. Peilov Buhlschidt...

In da house!!!

[Cresent City Kid]

8. Hello, Mrs. Palin?

This is Queen Elizabeth. We need your help with a royal family crisis. It seems that one of our princes has gone misssing. Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

[Joe Bacon]

10. Peter Hurtz wants to talk to her too!

:rofl: what a fucking idiot!

[pam4water]

11. All that is left to do is short sheet the bed and cellophane toilet bowl!

[RedLetterRev]

12. Madame Governor, there's a call for you from Mr Hunt

Please pick up any white courtesy phone for a message from Yurik Hunt...

Wonder if she gets calls every week from kids asking if her refrigerator is running and if she actually runs outside to go catch it. The only difference between Palin and the Panama Canal is that the Panama Canal is a busy ditch.

[grasswire]

13. can't believe you guys missed Heywood Jablome (eom)

[Fearless]

14. Ahh... who doesn't love a good Simpsons reference.

Good show.