Ann Coulter: Dreams DO Come True

[Stingo]

Miracles do come true. Ann Coulter will not be talking for a while. The rabid extremist right winger and hatemonger has had her jaw wired shut do to an accident she suffered last month. Please come and comment about this tragic event. Offer your prayers that she loses her voice forever.

http://allspinzone.com/wp/2008/11/25/ann-coulter-dreams-do-come-true/

[lapfog_1]

1. I think it's her secret desire to lose weight.

Cause, ya know, every time she looks in a mirror she just wants to rip some flesh off that thing (pretty much everyone's reaction to seeing it).

[Xipe Totec]

2. This thread is useless without pictures

:P

[Stingo]

4. You want to blind people?

[Xipe Totec]

7. A black & white photo is fine

black & blue, even better.

[wryter2000]

3. If only they could wire her keyboard shut, too. n/t

n/t

[Pyrzqxgl]

5. Hey! Us progressive type folk have got to have our people who say outrageous things!

We have Sarah Palin for stupid, we need Ann Coulter for misinformed bitchiness.

[Shiver]

13. What do we need Michelle Malkin for?

[Cheap_Trick]

15. a place to rest our beer?

[foxfeet]

24. To clean the toilets in the internment camps she loves so much.

[nykym]

6. Was it like the accident in

"The World According to Garp"?

[Stingo]

8. What man would allow that?

[louis-t]

14. Ouch. Felt that from here.

Very underrated movie. Lithgow was great, Williams was great. Disturbing and liberating at the same time.

[Stingo]

19. Arp!

[louis-t]

28. Was that the sound the women made

after getting their tongues cut out for that cult? Disturbing.

[zonmoy]

9. Rather not have her lose her voice permamently

rather have her and every other repuke have a 13 minutes in hell type experience or dickens christmas carol experience.

[Stingo]

10. Stinking liberal!

You hippie types are far too kind!

[zonmoy]

40. Don't be so sure about that

since every republican would have to change their evil ways to not end up permanently in hell. I very much doubt that they could do that. Besides I would prefer to be better than god in that I would always keep the chance to repent open even if the person spends billions of years in hell until they finally get sick of it enough to change themselves.

[Stingo]

43. Only billions of years?

You are too good.

[louis-t]

29. I want them waking up with nightmares

seeing the faces of all they have tortured and killed. Forever.

[Stingo]

30. Not a bad idea

And without the ability to scream?

[zonmoy]

41. Let them scream. particularly while making all future right wingers

watch their eternal torment while being given their last chance.

[Taverner]

11. What? Did someone clock her or something?

[icnorth]

17. Stress fracture...

happened when she tried to bite the end off her mic election night.

[JaneQPublic]

32. It was the result of an Adam's Apple-ectomy gone awry. (nt)

[Stingo]

36. Jane?

Delicious!

[pansypoo53219]

12. was it

pointy bitch shoes related?

[Stingo]

18. Meow!

[JoDog]

16. Get out the menorah kids!

Chanukah has come early!

[Jester Messiah]

20. Couldn't have happened to a nicer rabid hellbeast. [nt]

[Stingo]

21. rabid overgrown blonde squirrel, maybe

Wouldn't wish her presence on the souls in Hell.

[Jester Messiah]

22. Ha! A fitting comment for your 666th post!

But you're right, the souls of hell would be suffering enough without that harpy.

[Stingo]

23. Well,

Isn't that special!

[FVZA_Colonel]

25. Unfortunately, we'll still have to deal with her when she talks out of her ass.

[Stingo]

26. She should go play in the circus

the asshole who speaks. Maybe tag team with Hannity and Rush.

[JimboBillyBubbaBob]

27. An Alternative

Maybe they could wire her ass shut!?

[Name removed]

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[underpants]

33. Mmm hum. Gonna last at least 28 days....right?

:beer:

[Berry Cool]

34. And if it lasts longer than that

it'll be a Chanukah miracle!!!!

[snake in the grass]

35. If she would have only...

...broken her wrists as well so as to prevent her from typing her poison.

[Olney Blue]

37. This is the best news I've heard all day!

[Stingo]

39. Pleased to bring the good news

And Happy Thanksgiving.

[Olney Blue]

44. Happy Thanksgiving, Stingo!

:hi:

[Joanne98]

38. Please God make her wires rust.

[Orsino]

42. She only comes out of hiding when she has a ghost-written book to pimp.

Despite the excitement over the election, she hadn't been very visible lately.

[Fearless]

45. A more beautiful Thanksgiving present could not be had.

[Stingo]

46. Yes,

this could be made into a Hallmark Hall of Fame Special, couldn't it?