Holy Popsicles, Batman! Bush, Coulter and the Virgin Mary

[Stingo]

This is a trifecta! First, we have the Virgin Mary found in a hunk of ice the size and shape of a vibrator in IN, then George Bush gets his first offer of a job since leaving Washington. I hope he takes the job! Finally, Ann Coulter is her ugly self writing columns comparing single motherhood with cancer. A trifecta of Stupid for a Thursday!

http://allspinzone.com/wp/2009/02/06/holy-popsicles-batman-bush-coulter-and-the-virgin-mary/

[Demeter]

1. I Didn't Know There Was a Job Market for Village Idiots

Do they line up on street corners, like day laborers, or maybe hookers?

[Stingo]

2. Best comment of the day

I'm thinking the job market for Village Idiots is tight, what with so many leaving Washington with the Bush Administration. dubya ought to jump on this job offer.

[HillWilliam]

3. And right away

When Holder starts cleaning the dross out of the DOJ, there'll be a surplus of partisan idjits in need of villages.

[Stingo]

4. We can only hope

[Yavapai]

7. My town is so small we have to take turns being the Village Idiot !

The good news is I am scheduled to be the town drunk next Tuesday night. I Hope they have three beers left for me to fulfill that obligation...:woohoo:

[Harry Monroe]

8. You're forgetting day hookers!!

Patty the Day Hooker does a thriving business in Camden County!! But Harry Monroe has not availed himself of her services yet. He has no need to since chicks come easy to him. Just don't tell Joy!!

[Stingo]

10. I have no idea what this means

Does Patty only hook during the day? WTF?

[Harry Monroe]

11. You wouldn't understand the reference unless you watch "My Name Is Earl"

Patty The Daytime Hooker is a character on the show.

[Ian David]

5. Looks more like George Washington than The "Virgin" (knocked-up unwed) Mary to me.

I cannot tell a lie-- I DID chop-down that cherry...


Also, this doesn't look like Virgin Mary, but more like a giant vagina:




But THIS is unmistakably either Jesus or Jeffrey Hunter:
http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1077594821662_2004/02/24/king_of_kings,0.jpg

[Stingo]

6. I'm thinking Madonna plays her in

the movies. Sort of an ice mother thing. She did it well in Evita, after all.

[Harry Monroe]

9. Either G. Washington or Barbara Bush!!

The similarities are uncanny!!