Helen soldiers on, reading Coulter so we don't have to

[Warpy]

Margaret, chapter 5 is a real lulu, but I definitely think Ann Coulter wrote this one by herself. I know that I have suggested a couple of monkeys and possibly a sloth wrote the first four chapters, but this one sounds like the diary of an angry middle school girl so it must be Coulter. You can almost hear her screaming “Why don’t you like me?” on pages 136 to 181. Well, it’s just sad really. You almost feel sorry for the “girl”… almost.
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The chapter goes on and on, taking lots of turns and unexpected departures from the initial theme of sex. Obama’s lack of torrid affairs, ex-wives or salacious emails to teenage boys gives Ann a real challenge. How do you make a case against him if he’s just a decent guy. That is so unfair. But never fear. Ann has Obama’s number. Mark Foley might have tried to seduce teenage boys but Obama compared Palin to a pig when he used the age-old expression, “You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.” Nevermind that Obama was referring to McCain’s campaign strategy and nevermind that McCain had used that very same expression to discribe a policy proposal of Hilary Clinton’s. Ann is quite certain that Obama was referring to Palin because everyone knows when you are talking about lipstick on a pig you are really talking about Sarah Palin. Because Sarah Palin is a pitbull with lipstick… no I mean a pig with lipstick… no I mean a pig that looks like a pitbull… no I mean… I mean Sarah Palin is either a pig or a pitbull wearing lipstick. Finally Ann and I can agree on something - if a pig, a pitbull and Sarah Palin were all standing on a street corner, I would have trouble telling them apart too.

Much, much more and really worth the read at http://margaretandhelen.wordpress.com/

[LakeSamish706]

1. Are they giving this book away free yet? n/t

[appleannie1]

2. I love Margaret and Helen. They get to the point in a really funny way

[CitizenPatriot]

3. I hate to get all facty with the child

but baby-child/man coulter is wrong when she claims Palin has no sex scandal! Remember, the Enquirer broke the story about Palin's torrid love affair with her husband's snow machine business parter!

And if that's not enough for you, we only need to look back at John Edwards to know that the Enquirer knows of what it speaks. Just to be sure, though, they got 5 depositions on tape of people who witnessed the affair. And that lawsuit the McCain campaign threatened them with for printing such "lies"? It never materialized, as far as I know.....

and some people say, Palin was pallin around with hubby's pals a wee bit too much.

what's man/child Coulter make of that?

[Warpy]

4. Remember, this is only a review of Coulter's screed

chapter by chapter.

You got an argument, take it up with the harpy, herself.

[CitizenPatriot]

5. Oh, I meant to direct th is to HER, not the author of the review!

sorry for the confusion. when I referred to the child.baby.man, I meant Coulter....

I love those women who wrote the review:-)