My Baseless Speculation Over Bobby Jindal’s New Web Ads

[Joanne98]

POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio

This is how I imagine the conversation around these Bobby Jindal ads went down…

Republican Marketing Guy #1: Hey, man, I need your help. I have to make these web ads for Bobby Jindal’s response to Obama’s speech on Tuesday night, and I can’t figure out the exact perfect note to strike with them.

Republican Marketing Guy #2: Why not just make him look like some kind of an aging Bollywood-ish lounge singer heartthrob guy for grandmothers and women with too many cats?

Republican Marketing Guy #1: Hmmmm…. maybe. But it just seemed not quite right.

Republican Marketing Guy #3: (leaning over cubicle wall) I know what you should do. Make him look like one of those best-selling new-age authors who also sells a line of vitamins that supposedly cure cancer and turns up on Oprah every few weeks.

Republican Marketing Guy #2: No way! Go with the lounge singer!

Republican Marketing Guy #3: Fuck you, man. Lounge singers are for d-bags. Use the new age author!

Republican Marketing Guy #2: What if I took that new age author and jammed it up your urethra sideways?!

Republican Marketing Guy #3: You try it and you’ll be using your balls as a tongue for the next year.

Republican Marketing Guy #2: What the fuck does that even mean?!

Republican Marketing Guy #3: I don’t know! I heard some guy say it on the bus the other day!!

Republican Marketing Guy #1: Hmmm… Maybe I’ll use both ideas.






http://blog.indecision2008.com/2009/02/24/my-baseless-speculation-over-bobby-jindals-new-web-ads/

[StopTheNeoCons]

1. Can you change the thread title to Piyush Jindal (his real name)

[Myrina]

2. LOL most of the low info voters watching will think he's the star of Slumdog ...

... and wonder why that actor-kid is giving a political speech? :shrug: