Top Five Jobs for Sarah Palin

[Stingo]

According to a new survey, 10% of Americans think Sarah Palin would make a good college professor. More thought she’d make a good President, but the winner in the survey concerning Palin’s future career appears to be “homemaker.” At least some Americans have the sense they were born with.

http://allspinzone.com/wp/2009/07/28/top-five-jobs-for-sarah-palin/

[Raschel]

1. She should take the place of the sham-wow guy. Her voice is annoying and she never shuts up.

[Berry Cool]

3. Sarah Palin for the Slap-Chop!

"Take a look--this is how I came up with all my speeches--doggone it, I just put a bunch a' words in the Slap-Chop 'n' chopped 'em up 'n' strung 'em together, you betcha. You're gonna love my nuttiness."

[Raschel]

4. Mary Kay. Handing out perfume samples at Macy's.

[Captain Hilts]

2. But she's already failed at 'homemaker'. Why would folks think she'd be good at that?

[ashling]

5. At least some Americans have the sense they were born with.

I think the message is that the 10% who think she would be a good college professor weren't born with any sense whatsoever.

:rofl:

[CAG]

6. 5 jobs for Sarah

1. Off-the-strip Casino cocktail waitress
2. Truck stop "EAT" restaurant cashier
3. Rest area custodian
4. Ebay quilt seller
5. Faux news analyst

No offense to any of the above noble positions, and no offense to #5 either

[Stingo]

13. These are in order of prestige?

[burning rain]

7. Go to Hollywood.

Make a movie. A (north-) Western. Two Moose for Sister Sarah.

[Raschel]

10. Not a bad idea. She'd be great in 'Fargo, Part Duh'

[rocktivity]

8. Tina Fey impersonator?

:evilgrin:
rocktivity

[burning rain]

15. Win!

As they/we say at Wonkette.

[Po_d Mainiac]

17. Nah...Lisa Ann impersonator

Very little speaking involved...And when there is, who bothers to listen? :evilgrin:

[Big Orange Jeff]

9. Surrogate mom? Bad diction coach? ...

Poultry farm spokesmodel?

Co-host of Glenn Beck Show? You know, to make it Fair and Balanced

Billy Mays' replacement? She has the shrill, annoying voice down pat.

I'm sure there are others...

[Startup]

11. Performance Artist. nt

[rocktivity]

14. For sure.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677#32194915

:rofl:
rocktivity

[madamesilverspurs]

12. Mime.

Close your eyes, relish the silence.

[Stingo]

16. I would miss

Sista Sarah's voice, and her cracked syntax. A guy needs to laugh, after all.