LOL! - "Boink a Babe for the Band"

[bain_sidhe]

Found this in a newsgroup I frequent, about the education funding crisis in Texas, where the legislature is in special session to figure out how to fund the schools. The Gov's idea? Sin taxes. But as Jayme Lynn Blaschke notes, the people of Texas just aren't bad enough to close the budget hole that way. Jayme's solution? Legalize prostitution, and dedicate the taxes to the schools!

...the marketing slogans practically write themselves: Cathouses for Kids! or Brothels for Books! trip off the tongue. And I’m certain the entrepreneurial spirit and sense of civic responsibility would pay off in handsome ways. Instead of charging students fees to participate in extra-curricular activities, schools could line up sponsorships and fundraisers with area bordellos. Instead of World’s Finest Chocolate and boring magazine subscriptions, kids could now go door-to-door peddling “Boink a Babe for the Band” certificates.


More: http://jlbgibberish.blogspot.com/2004_04_18_jlbgibberish_archive.html#108274252522460660

[mhr]

1. Foxy Mothers, Support Your Schools Now!

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[mhr]

2. Bush Sale For Books!

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[liberalhistorian]

3. ROFLMAO!

Just when I think Texas can't get any crazier! Of course, Ohio ain't that far behind in the unbelievable nutball department.

[mhr]

4. Tail Sale For Tubas!

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[mhr]

5. Get Your Middle School Muff Pies Here!

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[hatrack]

6. "Don't Forget Your MILF Money!!' nt

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[bain_sidhe]

7. Do it for the kids!

That's my personal favorite anyway.