GOP to Attack Elmo in 5. . .4. . .3. . .2. . .

[Stingo]

How do we combat the swine flu among the most vulnerable in our population? Enlist Elmo to teach kids to wash their hands. Glenn Beck is set to announce that this is a conspiracy, that muppets will be illegally formed into militias to take away the rights of extremist right wingers.

http://allspinzone.com/wp/2009/09/01/gop-to-attack-elmo-in-5-4-3-2/

[BOSSHOG]

1. Gay Muppets

glen should start urging his lemmings to move to the outback in Australia to get away from our socialism and communism.

[Stingo]

3. Why not Mongolia

or Antarctica, as long as we're wishing. . .

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. They'll have to deal with my 19 month old first.

Nobody's going to talk bad about Elmo to her. Nobody.

And let's not even think about them attacking Dora the Explorer because that won't end pretty.

[Stingo]

4. You've heard the rumors about Dora

haven't you?

Yes, she's actually a cartoon. The Repubs will surely attack her then.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. Well, she is rather close with Boots the Monkey....

...but the fact she is bilingual makes it easy for the Republicans.

[MineralMan]

6. I heard she was an illegal alien.

Speaks Spanish and all...

[Stingo]

7. Dobbs broke that story