Stingo
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Sun Sep-20-09 07:34 PM
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The World is Ending Monday |
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According to one right wing whack job Christian web site, the world is supposed to end on September 21, 2009. Stock up on the BBQ sauce, folks, this is going to be special! http://allspinzone.com/wp/2009/09/20/the-world-is-ending-monday/
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Sun Sep-20-09 07:35 PM
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Stingo
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Sun Sep-20-09 07:38 PM
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3. Yes, ruptures without medical insurance |
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Lots of praying will occur, I'm sure.
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Sun Sep-20-09 07:35 PM
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2. Oh, Good! I Need a Vacation |
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Sun Sep-20-09 07:38 PM
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Sun Sep-20-09 07:38 PM
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5. Before or after Monday Night Football? nt |
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Sun Sep-20-09 11:35 PM
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25. Now THAT's what I'M wondering about! |
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I've got fifty bucks riding on the fins!
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Sun Sep-20-09 07:38 PM
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Oh, now that changes everything.
I'd better shower tonight.
And, uh, make sure I have lots of ice..............
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Sun Sep-20-09 07:46 PM
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you have clean underwear on as my mom would say. I have no idea why that would matter!
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Sun Sep-20-09 09:18 PM
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18. otherwise you spend an eternity in heaven or hell |
Stingo
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Sun Sep-20-09 08:19 PM
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13. I already had ice cream |
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Now thinking of staying up all night so I don't miss anything. It's like Satan Claus is coming, or something like that.
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Tangerine LaBamba
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Sun Sep-20-09 09:36 PM
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21. Wait a minute ............ |
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The season premiere of "House" is a two-hour show tomorrow, starting at 8 Eastern time.
Is the world going to end before that show comes on, because I was really looking forward to it?
Damn..........................
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Mon Sep-21-09 09:07 AM
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been waitin' all damn summer for House.
stupid rapture.
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MineralMan
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Sun Sep-20-09 07:43 PM
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7. Rainy Days and Mondays Always Get Me Down! |
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Hallelujah, bye and bye... I'll fly away...
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Sun Sep-20-09 07:50 PM
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We're getting the roof replaced Monday.
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Sun Sep-20-09 07:57 PM
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10. Great! I can sleep in... |
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Sun Sep-20-09 07:57 PM
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11. What time? My library books are due Monday. n/t |
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Sun Sep-20-09 08:13 PM
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12. Tomorrow for sure, unless it's Tuesday, |
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or maybe Wednesday.
The link goes to a piece that is a couple of years old, refers to current pres Bush and upcoming election that will elect pres that will usher in destruction of the country, occasional '09 'updates' tossed in. Go on over and take a look, but wear sunglasses. I just grazed the page, but it looks as though it's part of the Obama=antichrist camp. Also (too? heh) all our woes are because of the UN, vaccinations, rock and roll AND country music, yada yada. Also salted with a couple of "pre-excuses" in case it all doesn't come crashing down on schedule.
And if it turns out that it IS all over, there's gonna be a whole lot of fundies who will be very disappointed to find out that God isn't the hateful and vindictive bigot they need Him to be. What a ride!
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Sun Sep-20-09 08:27 PM
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14. I'm going to camp out at my fundamentalist friend's house so I can watch him ascend |
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Sun Sep-20-09 08:42 PM
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15. Dozens of cheap blow-up dolls? Check. Canister full of Helium? Check... |
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Sun Sep-20-09 09:21 PM
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19. Now that would be RIGHTEOUS, htuttle. |
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Sun Sep-20-09 08:45 PM
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16. Oh thank fucking God! |
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I'm sick of my job, my husband is unemployed, and the ninteen year old is almost too snotty to live with.
It'll be a great distraction.
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Sun Sep-20-09 09:37 PM
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No reason to pay any bills now..
Spend it all tomorrow..................
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Sun Sep-20-09 08:50 PM
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17. I call dibs on all their stuff. |
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Sun Sep-20-09 09:27 PM
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20. I've already got my eyes on some new wheels. |
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and maybe a hot tub.
But, the rest is yours... Have at it, man. :evilgrin:
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Sun Sep-20-09 09:41 PM
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23. Good, God please take the idiots who are ruining it for the rest of us who don't |
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live in la la land. Thanks.
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Sun Sep-20-09 11:30 PM
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24. Ahhh! The true message of this web site. Send us money and we'll guaranteeee your place in Heavan |
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Go through a few pages of this shit and you find the real message: Send Us Your Money. The really funny part is - they'll give you money for a free vacation! And I thought that all the saved were going to disappear tomorrow.
Fill out the following form & click “Submit”: * Email * First Name * Last Name * Phone * Address * Address 2 or Country * City * State * Zip * Credit Card Type * Credit Card # * Card Expiration Date * Sponsor's ID# * = Required Field
(NOTE: Your sponsor’s ID# is found on the bottom of the business card. Also, enter “N/A” on the credit card information. If you do not know who your sponsor is, enter: “77777”)
HOW DOES THIS
SOUL WINNING SYSTEM
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After we have received your information (when you have filled out & submitted the form above), we will then E-mail you back your personalized SOUL WINNING ID#, a $100 travel certificate (that you can use on your next vacation), and a COMPLIMENTARY VACATION!
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Mon Sep-21-09 06:00 AM
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27. It is always about money, not faith |
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there's your bottom line.
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Mon Sep-21-09 05:12 AM
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26. Eastern or Pacific time? |
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I never hear an answer to that. Odd...
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Mon Sep-21-09 06:57 AM
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28. This thread was posted on Sunday |
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I'm not prepared. I need a check list. Let's see, maybe some marijuana would help me cope with all of this.
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Mon Sep-21-09 08:14 AM
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Someone should let them know that the rapture did come and go in Fall 2008, they just weren't included.
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