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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 09:00 PM
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Praying for Sex
from The Humanist:





Praying for Sex
by Luis Granados

Published in the March/April 2010 Humanist


A 140-year-old organization in London called the “Catholic Truth Society” has published a new “Prayer Book for Spouses,” containing among other things a prayer to be recited by couples before engaging in sex. The prayer runs as follows:


Father, send Your Holy Spirit into our hearts.

Place within us love that truly gives,
tenderness that truly unites,
self-offering that tells the truth
and does not deceive,
forgiveness that truly receives,
loving physical union that welcomes.

Open our hearts to you, to each other
and to the goodness of your will.

Cover our poverty in the richness
of Your mercy and forgiveness.
Clothe us in our true dignity
and take to Yourself our shared aspirations,
for Your glory, for ever and ever.

Mary, our Mother, intercede for us.
Amen.



It’s too easy to come up with jokes about this (like, whatever happened to a simple “Oh God!”?) What’s more interesting is the light it sheds on Christian totalitarianism, which seeks once again to impose itself on one of the unholier joys of life.

From the very beginning Christianity has been anti-sex. Jesus understood human nature and was as explicit as he could possibly be in suggesting that the elimination of all differences between the sexes was the correct prescription for rigid chastity. “For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother’s womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven’s sake,” Jesus says in Matthew 19:12. “He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.”

The castration theme is repeated in the Gospel of Thomas, unearthed at Nag Hammadi in 1945. Though not included in modern Bibles, it appears to be at least as old as the four canonical gospels, and there is no reason to treat it as any less accurate a reflection of what Jesus said: “And when you make the male and the female one and the same, so that the male be not male nor the female female…then will you enter .” Thomas goes on to relate that “Simon Peter said to them, ‘Let Mary leave us, for women are not worthy of life.’ Jesus said, ‘I myself shall lead her in order to make her male, so that she too may become a living spirit resembling you males. For every woman who will make herself male will enter the kingdom of heaven.’” .........(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.thehumanist.org/humanist/10_mar_apr/Granados.html



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jody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 09:04 PM
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1. Thanks. n/t
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FreakinDJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 09:06 PM
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2. I'm gonna be "Gettin some Religion Tonight"
Edited on Sun Mar-14-10 09:06 PM by FreakinDJ
sorry - I just couldn't resist - the Devil made me do it
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Demeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 09:06 PM
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3. There's No Excuse For It
This would be a good sign that one must be mentally ill and/or brainwashed to be a true Catholic.
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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 09:08 PM
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4. Sunday morning okay?
Also, are begging and praying related?
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 09:28 PM
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5. LOL
that prayer is NOT what I want to say or hear from my loved one before sex.

Sex is about being a part of this earth.

umhum.

but, yeah, the prayer would have been better as an intercessory prayer during the act.

OH GOD!Oh! Oh!

:)
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Possumpoint Donating Member (937 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 09:48 PM
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6. The Prayer I Think Of
Edited on Sun Mar-14-10 09:49 PM by Possumpoint
was published in Playboy many years ago. It portrayed a very old couple who having just had sex both thinking "Thank You God" at the same time.
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 11:56 PM
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7. Hearing that prayer would be a major turn off.
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abq e streeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-10 02:07 AM
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8. Just saw only the title of the OP, and hey, nothing else has worked, maybe I'll try it
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BlueMTexpat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-10 02:15 AM
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9. That prayer works better than a cold shower.
Talk about a desire suppressant.

If our parents had stopped to recite it, it is quite likely that none of us would be here now.
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cpompilo Donating Member (125 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-10 07:48 AM
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10. Lol! Catholic Birth Control! n/t
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